Originally Posted by Markintime

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

My mate's got a cat which is very loyal, is well-trained and obedient, part of the family, helps on the farm, loves attention and is a joy to be around, protects the house.

Oh no hang on. No. Its a dog.

His cat just lies about the place and craps out what he's fed it onto his doorstep.

They're alright for a cuddle. Not for much else.

Good God man, can you hear how gay you sound?

I've seen women cuddling them. Its an observation.
I've seen people taking off in rockets - it doesn't make me an astronaut does it?

Originally Posted by Gracie

Originally Posted by Ursus.Maritimus

Scary. The Kracken? Wtf?

There is a film....Clash of the Titans....watch it... pref the old one not the new remake

The Kraken is from Nordic Mythology, it may have been borrowed by Hollywood. Kraken's are scary and thus dog-like.

What chap wouldn’t want to live like a cat? Endlessly adored by all females, cuddled, stroked, given pride of place in the warmest chairs and beds in the house, and fed... and women are perfectly happy to allow their cats to wander and roam... are delighted when the cat chooses to return home, at any hour of the night... regardless of where they’ve been or who they’ve been with...and with no questions asked, and no reproaches, the cat is lavished with more affection again.

Your posts say it all “ it was only semi-domesticated and would take in wood pidgeons as big as it was to my uncles house, get his head down for a few hours then fcuk off out to the woods for a couple more days!” “They will take anything on offer and then move on to another mug or series of mugs in order to get fed and have a warm comfortable billet.”

Cuddles is spot on - as are you for that matter MIT. Cats can fuck right off. I moved into my MQ back in the summer and for about 2 months we had bbq's, parties in the new garden etc. Then my neighbours moved in, along with their two cats (one of which spits and hisses at the sight of anything). Since then, every single cat on the patch has now come to compete with next door's moggies and shit all over our lawn (cos the little shits wont do it on their own, will they?) The grass is now mostly brown, and in one corner which was fresh soil, now resembles one of the 'pyramids' as described on Spaz's Thunderbox thread, full of cat's deposits. Thinking this was confined purely to my back garden, they've also caked the front garden too, and all down the side of my garage.

I have thought about getting the biggest dog out there, feeding it curry for a week, and letting myself into every cat owner's garden in order to let my new beast curl as many almighty dog-eggs down as he pleases. But why stop there? I'll not bother with the lead, I'll just let the big guy crack on and do what he wants. I'm sure I'll be arrested in no time at all.

And I wouldn't bother cleaning up after him either. Well, maybe once or twice - but only so I can post the samples to PG for his 'approval'.

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by Markintime

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

My mate's got a cat which is very loyal, is well-trained and obedient, part of the family, helps on the farm, loves attention and is a joy to be around, protects the house.

Oh no hang on. No. Its a dog.

His cat just lies about the place and craps out what he's fed it onto his doorstep.

They're alright for a cuddle. Not for much else.

Good God man, can you hear how gay you sound?

I've seen women cuddling them. Its an observation.
I've seen people taking off in rockets - it doesn't make me an astronaut does it?

Yeh, fair do's Mr Aldrin.

Cats are evil creatures and should be killed at every opportunity.

Jester your quaters sounds like a right fcking shihole.

Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat

Cuddles is absolutely right. There is no reason for cats.

Except Lions, tigers and the really big ones.

Domestic cats? Useless spongers off society, contribute nothing and go out on wanton killing sprees even though owners feed them.

Hunt them down like foxes, I say!

Are Lions and Tigers not big then

Every time I go past this gate, I wonder what would happen if I went in.

Cuddles is right.
Here is a video to prove his point...all cats are gay!


gay cat

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Jester your quaters sounds like a right fcking shihole.

That's exactly the point.

It is now. It's embarrassing really - what was once nice grass that kids used to play on, is now an eyesore caked in shit. That's just the front and side that's visible and accessible to everyone else.