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**Markintime** · 16-02-2010, 17:43

Originally Posted by kimmi851

If I wanted something clingy, desperate, needy, insecure, incapable of feeding itself so it resorts to begging, flatulent and hell if it doesn't get exercised at 6am then I would keep a man on site. As it is my cat turns up when it wants, kills anything that looks at it "funny" (up to and including foxes) and takes itself for walks - perfection.

Yes but don't you see? You just go to prove the original supposition, cat owners are either spinsters or gay although neither is mutually exclusive.

**k13eod** · 16-02-2010, 17:45

All this talk about cats being sophisticated ... so can dogs ...

**Ursus.Maritimus** · 16-02-2010, 17:45

Dogs rule. Mine is so happy to see me - even if I go out for 5 minutes to the local shop and come back (even without food) it's like I've been gone for years!

**k13eod** · 16-02-2010, 17:46

And playful ...

**eodmatt** · 16-02-2010, 17:48

My Dobermann kills cats.

**Goatman** · 16-02-2010, 17:52

**Markintime** · 16-02-2010, 18:09

Have you ever seen a cat that can do THIS?

**Ursus.Maritimus** · 16-02-2010, 18:14

Originally Posted by Markintime

Have you ever seen a cat that can do THIS?

Nope, cat would just look on with disdain, tutting.

**mistersoft** · 16-02-2010, 18:27

Originally Posted by Monty417

Originally Posted by mistersoft

Originally Posted by bovvy

Originally Posted by Markintime

Put a cat flap in, problem solved.

It seems he's, most likely, been p1ssing there in the middle of the night, when I don't want to let him out into the garden, because I don't want him disturbing the neightbours with his barking.

Cats don't yap.

But the humans they choose to stay with have been known to.

Cats can actually be trained to sit on the loo seat and do their business, now that's better than a lot on arrse are capable of doing. :D

Better than me in fact.