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14-02-2010, 12:16 #1Senior Member
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Look what I found in my soup!
Decided to make some chicken soup for my breakfast this morning added the pepper in before throwing it in the mircowave out it popped with Ian Brown staring at me better than Jesus on a dogs arrsehole or a dirty pedo's name on a gold fish! can anyone beat this?
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14-02-2010, 13:13 #2Senior Member
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yes - when I stirred the milk into my coffee this morning it resembled a detailed picture of Led Zep on stage at Knebworth. so chinny on.
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The front of my jeans has a highly-detailed map of Africa. And a drop of kebab sauce marks the precise location of King Solomon's mine, but I think that's just coincidence.
We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
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14-02-2010, 13:26 #4Senior Member
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After a traumatic Lamb Jalfrezi last night I entered the khazi to do some admin this morning. When I finished and did the cursory visual inspection - there it was on the back of the pan - Batmans Face!
Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. Martyrdom is the test.
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14-02-2010, 16:04 #5Senior Member
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I looked in me shaving mirror.... I'm shure I shaw the face of McBalloon staring back at me.... oi nearly shoited meself again..... :D
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14-02-2010, 16:46 #6Senior Member
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I had a fly in my soup
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14-02-2010, 16:57 #7Senior Member
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I have an Iron burn on a shirt that is the image of Hitler on the balcony at the Nuremberg rallies
I'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talk
I'm wicked and I'm Lazy!
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14-02-2010, 17:10 #8Senior Member
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This morning, I was preparing smoked salmon and scrambled free-range eggs with lightly toasted wholemeal bread and a nice cup of Yorkshire tea, two sugars, when I thought I saw my ex-wife smashing the front porch with a crowbar while screaming "You ruined my life you fucking ponce".
Turns out, my ex wife was smashing up my front porch with a crowbar while screaming "You ruined my life you fucking ponce".
I poured a bowl of Corn Flakes and reflected upon a Mulder and Scully moment.A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
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14-02-2010, 17:13 #9Senior Member
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I have a photo frame in my bedroom and the image in it looks like me and the wife on our wedding day spooky eh.
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14-02-2010, 17:38 #10Senior Member
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I hate it when that happens.
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14-02-2010, 17:56 #11Senior Member
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That looks nothing like my ex-wife and I do not have a beard.
Originally Posted by dogmeat
I hate it when that happens.
Fail.A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
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14-02-2010, 18:01 #12Senior Member
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I looked in the mirror this morning and saw Jocky Wilson, beat that !
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14-02-2010, 18:02 #13Senior Member
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So you're trying to tell us you didn't call Naked Bar at the reception? Ha. Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
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14-02-2010, 20:49 #14
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I had Tiger Shark Soup for lunch
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14-02-2010, 20:55 #15Senior Member
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Imagine my surprise when my bowl of alphabet soup started to communicate with me...
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