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Discuss Look what I found in my soup! at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by dogmeat I hate it when that happens. That looks nothing like my ...
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    Senior Member TheIronDuke's Avatar
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    Re: Look what I found in my soup!

    Quote Originally Posted by dogmeat
    I hate it when that happens.

    That looks nothing like my ex-wife and I do not have a beard.

    Fail.
    A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
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    Re: Look what I found in my soup!

    I looked in the mirror this morning and saw Jocky Wilson, beat that !
    There is a good chance I may be cheeky to you

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    Re: Look what I found in my soup!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
    That looks nothing like my ex-wife and I do not have a beard.

    Fail.
    So you're trying to tell us you didn't call Naked Bar at the reception? Ha.
    " Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?"

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    Re: Look what I found in my soup!

    I had Tiger Shark Soup for lunch

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    Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

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    Re: Look what I found in my soup!

    Imagine my surprise when my bowl of alphabet soup started to communicate with me...

    also available in sarcastic



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    Re: Look what I found in my soup!

    Quote Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom
    Imagine my surprise when my bowl of alphabet soup started to communicate with me...

    [img]http://funnyflux.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/*-off.jpg[/img]
    That made me laaarf

    Who the fcuk thinks of these things :D
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    Re: Look what I found in my soup!

    I have a birth mark on my leg which resembles the island of Sri Lanka, which coincidently is where I was born!
    "When I want to lose weight, I'll trim my beard!"

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    Re: Look what I found in my soup!

    I heard terrorists have planted explosives in tins of alphabet soup.
    If one goes off, it could spell disaster.







    hat
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    any order you like

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    Re: Look what I found in my soup!

    He moves in mysterious ways,his wonders to perform!

    Older,but no wiser.

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    Re: Look what I found in my soup!

    Amazingly my religious icon looks like a boiled egg...

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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