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**fairmaidofperth** · 13-02-2010, 23:24

Darling Colonel James Shortt,

I can't wait to be back home in your arms once you are home safely darling. Look forward to being together and dressing up at the Russian Ball and IBA Mess Functions.

Love you to and the Royal Shallowglas Guard.

Luce xx

Ok, which one of you wrote the above ???

**PanzerBerk** · 14-02-2010, 03:04

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you look like a prostitute,
and smell like one too.

She never wrote back. :\

**auscam** · 14-02-2010, 04:26

Originally Posted by taboo

Originally Posted by Yokel

Use (her) lipstick to write a romantic message on your c***.

I think i am a bit odd as I think this is sweet

Just have to hope it is big enough to write more than one letter :D

'Letter'? I'm stuck with a full stop!

**JoeCivvie** · 14-02-2010, 05:22

I got my wife flowers.

I couldn't remember her favourite, so I got her both Self Raising AND Plain.

Was she happy? Was she fuck.

**eodmatt** · 14-02-2010, 05:37

Originally Posted by auscam

Originally Posted by taboo

Originally Posted by Yokel

Use (her) lipstick to write a romantic message on your c***.

I think i am a bit odd as I think this is sweet

Just have to hope it is big enough to write more than one letter :D

'Letter'? I'm stuck with a full stop!

Aharrr Auslad, ye've been given the Black Spot. Thats what ye gets fer shaggin old blind Pew. He's a dirty old bugger and no mistake. Now ye needs a holiday sized pack of tetracycline afore ye festers and yer nads drop off.

**auscam** · 14-02-2010, 05:43

It's chylamidia from my last koala! BASTARDS!

**cbgramc** · 14-02-2010, 19:07

Ok I had to apologise for the romantic snooker table for two cow no sense of adventure, I had to fork out for a new belt and bag if there not fitted to the hover by the time I get back from the pub violets won’t be the only blue thing in my house.

**johnboyzzz** · 14-02-2010, 19:17

What is this valentines thing you are talking about, looks like a load of mushy stuff to me.

Whatever happened to clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to your pad

**cbgramc** · 14-02-2010, 19:19

Originally Posted by johnboyzzz

What is this valentines thing you are talking about, looks like a load of mushy stuff to me.

Whatever happened to clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to your pad

Go to PGs Blog see how far you get with your clubbing talk

http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=144024.html

**Joker62** · 14-02-2010, 19:40

Originally Posted by fairmaidofperth

Darling Colonel James Shortt

Darling Colonel James Shortt,

I can't wait to be back home in your arms once you are home safely darling. Look forward to being together and dressing up at the Russian Ball and IBA Mess Functions.

Love you to and the Royal Shallowglas Guard.

Luce xx

Ok, which one of you wrote the above ???

Whoever did it needs to be stood a drink, fekkin classic