Here she is at the takeaway !

Originally Posted by Spank-it

Here she is at the takeaway !

You do realise that the moment after this photo was taken, the fragile, globally-warmed ice floe collapsed from the impact, putting the baby seal whisperer off his stroke, allowing Bambi to go on to a life of natural blubberiness, while Fat Woman's inherent buoyancy couldn't save her and starving Polar bears and their offspring had a secure food supply for the next 6 months, thus permanenetly resolving the parking spot dilemma? Win-win!

(Speaking of PS, Spankie, is it just me, or are the pupils on those recently-appeared eyeballs in your avatar increasingly dilating? Should we start calling you 'Smack-It'? Or are you simply (dis)morphing into Achmed? Security wants to know )

A young woman I know, a doctor from Montreal refers to Poutine as "a heart attack on a plate". The same could be said for tortier (although a good tortier is tasty). The only positive thing to be said for Quebec cuisine is that it keeps the cardiologists employed.

Edited to add: In Quebec even McD's and PFK serve poutine as the ordinary fries are too low in caloric content.

Note: What the world calls KFC is PFK in Quebec to comply with the Quebec language laws.

Originally Posted by DavidBOC

A young woman I know, a doctor from Montreal refers to Poutine as "a heart attack on a plate". The same could be said for tortier (although a good tortier is tasty). The only positive thing to be said for Quebec cuisine is that it keeps the cardiologists employed.

Edited to add: In Quebec even McD's and PFK serve poutine as the ordinary fries are too low in caloric content.

Note: What the world calls KFC is PFK in Quebec to comply with the Quebec language laws.

At least Quebec saw reason and didn't make Burger King become "Le Roi du Hambourgeois"

Yes, a good tourtiere is tasty, but the b@stards in La Belle Province wouldn't know, because they drown their tourtiere under about a pint of ketchup.

Another of Quebec's contributions (Montreal, mainly) to cuisine and artistic culture in Canada: Indigestible steamed hot dogs, and nude table top dancers.

Originally Posted by crabby

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Ms. Myrand, who weighs 389 lbs., suffers from extensive health problems, including heart and respiratory difficulties, reduced mobility and diabetes. She uses an oxygen tank and has a handicapped sticker on her car......

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They ought to take her driving license off her never mind getting her better parking

Chop the fat cunts arms off at the shoulder that will help her cut down on the calories

Of course here in the UK we paid £100 Million in disability to lazy fat fukcers

Originally Posted by crabby

That or burn her in winter as fuel. We're south of Quebec and were were below -20 last week - a fatty to throw on the fire would have been nice.

Try 'shovel' or 'forklift'; nobody's throwing her anywhere, including the pallbearers at her no-doubt-imminent funeral.

Originally Posted by crabby

Originally Posted by bovvy

So 389 lbs is nearly 28 stone. So, even if she's 6' tall, she is still extremely obese! I despair of these cases.

I reckon I've posted too many times already about locking the fridge, barricading the larder and making them jog uphll to the front door.

Why's it in Current Affairs, News and Analysis, Crabby?

Because I was being a c*** and thought I was posting in the NAAFI. I hereby surrender myself to the nearest mong bashing squad.

She's basically twice my weight. I'm 6 foot 1 and a bit overweight of present. I think they did exactly the right thing by making the fat fcuk walk more than 10m from her car to the lift. Maybe the local residents could break the lift, steal her car and then force her to walk everywhere - that'd sort the horrible thing out. That or burn her in winter as fuel. We're south of Quebec and were were below -20 last week - a fatty to throw on the fire would have been nice.

No doubt the fire department would be grateful for a stunt like that. It would take days to put the fire out?

If they ever had to put her on a stretcher they'd have to cut a hole in the stretcher so they could screw a jockey wheel into her arrse to keep it from dragging along the ground.

Originally Posted by Mike_2817

She should be given the furthest parking slot from the door to give her some exercise.

You see a lot of morbidly obese getting electric buggies and never walking, adding to the problem.

It the same with blind people wearing very dark sunglasses - I mean, they're not really helping themselves much with those, are they?

Originally Posted by Drlligaf

Originally Posted by crabby

Originally Posted by bovvy

So 389 lbs is nearly 28 stone. So, even if she's 6' tall, she is still extremely obese! I despair of these cases.

I reckon I've posted too many times already about locking the fridge, barricading the larder and making them jog uphll to the front door.

Why's it in Current Affairs, News and Analysis, Crabby?

Because I was being a c*** and thought I was posting in the NAAFI. I hereby surrender myself to the nearest mong bashing squad.

She's basically twice my weight. I'm 6 foot 1 and a bit overweight of present. I think they did exactly the right thing by making the fat fcuk walk more than 10m from her car to the lift. Maybe the local residents could break the lift, steal her car and then force her to walk everywhere - that'd sort the horrible thing out. That or burn her in winter as fuel. We're south of Quebec and were were below -20 last week - a fatty to throw on the fire would have been nice.

No doubt the fire department would be grateful for a stunt like that. It would take days to put the fire out?

Fancy having to clean the fireplace out afterwards!