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13-02-2010, 11:52 #871
Re: ARRSE, The 1939-45 Version. No Spivs Allowed.
Just heard about the demise of Hitler, I'm outraged, do you know how long it takes me to save petrol coupons just for a spin in the Austin and there's jerry flinging the stuff about with no thought for us motorists.
'Error of judgement, driver not negligent'. CO's verdict after I mated a Bedford RL with an Austin Champ.
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13-02-2010, 12:03 #872
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Rodney's bad back does seem to be a bit better now. The Land Girls have all gone and we have some more 'Eyeties' - very friendly, they brought me a couple of rabbits yesterday. Rodney says they are an idle shower and spend all day combing their hair which I have to admit is very luxuriant and shiny. Oddly, I can't find my olive oil bottle which was still half full and one can't get any more these days. Rodney calls them greasy Wops but I think some of them are sweet and Mario has lovely brown eyes. They do sing beautifully. I quite like having them around. Mario has offered to help in the house.
Dr Johnson: 'Any man thinks less of himself for not having been a soldier, or not having been to sea.'
Thiomas Babington Macaulay, quoted by Admiral of the Fleet Lord Fisher of Kilverstone: 'Moderation in war is imbecility!'
Douglas MacArthur: 'There is no substitute for Victory!'
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13-02-2010, 13:12 #873Member
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Re: ARRSE, The 1939-45 Version. No Spivs Allowed.
Ah yes eyeties with slanty eyes ........ oops sorry meant italics
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13-02-2010, 14:31 #874
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I should say it's hard to get hold of - you could only buy it in chemists, for softening earwax, before the war, yet my very bohemian friend Elizabeth David used to go on about it in her letters from France just before the war started, but I haven't heard from her for a bit. Strange girl, she used to get very excited about the way foreign johnnies go about using this earwax treatment for their cooking. I can't say I like the sound of that one little bit (although I don't suppose even they would cook with it after using it to clean their ears, ha ha).
Originally Posted by seaweed
Very nice girl, in her way, but her whole family is a bit odd. Don't suppose she'll ever amount to much.
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[2010 mode]Edited for mong spelinge, and to add some chauvinistic English period colour[/2010 mode]
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13-02-2010, 15:38 #875Senior Member
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Re: ARRSE, The 1939-45 Version. No Spivs Allowed.
Mind you, say what you like about Musso, he's made the trains run on time.
(Can't believe it's taken 44 pages for that to be mentioned. Also, can't believe this has gone to 44 pages in under 4 days!)
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13-02-2010, 15:40 #876
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It hasn't - it's in there already - probably on about page 11 at this rate of expansion.
Originally Posted by sfub
Cracking good thread BTW.
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13-02-2010, 15:45 #877Senior Member
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Blast! Well, you can say what you want about the SS, but they are VERY smart....
........... has that been done?
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13-02-2010, 16:03 #878
Re: ARRSE, The 1939-45 Version. No Spivs Allowed.
Originally Posted by Rumpelstiltskin
She isn't called 'The Forces Sweetheart' for nothing you know.
She isn't in the same league as The Andrews Sisters though, but the greatest Forces entertainer of all time is Bob Hope..well he was born in Blighty after all.Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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13-02-2010, 17:18 #879
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I wonder if anyone under the age of 25 knows what we are talking about?
Older,but no wiser.
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13-02-2010, 17:19 #880
Re: ARRSE, The 1939-45 Version. No Spivs Allowed.
Just stick lmao behind everything and sorted!
Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
Cymru Am Byth.


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