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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    I was the second man on the mezzanine.
    One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.


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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    Do you think all these bombs will start the globe to warm up

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    Re: ARRSE 1940

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    Finally, for an amusing piece of social commentary, the final pictures appear to be my grandfather's locker grot collection or "pin up girls" as I believe they were known in them days! :D


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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    Spike & Harry, the two funniest Gunners I ever met ...

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    Bren gun better than the Lewis?
    Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....

    Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?

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    Is mechanized warfare a passing fad?
    It's time for British Independence.

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    Is the No4 really better than the SMLE?

    Would the British Army be better off purchasing the Garand from the Yanks?
    One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.


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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    SMLE v No 4 - the big bayonet thread

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    I have been called up and I don't know what unit I am joining, will I see any action?

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    I don't like the Army any more. Can I leave early 'cos my Mum needs help around the house? I've been in since 1938 so I've given it a good go. I can easily get a job in civvy street.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    The Air ministry have just placed orders with Vickers for something called a 'Eurofighter' and a 'Merlin' gyro type thing. It will be in service next year.

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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    Possible thread titles:

    Current Affairs:

    "Why is our kit shite compared to the Jerries" thread would be at least a 3.7 million post count by May 1945.

    "RAF - are they worth it".

    "Royal Navy - are they worth it".

    "Peace in our time - what was Chamberlain thinking"

    NAAFI bar:

    "Can I get my tenner back"

    "Soldiers are brutes - says Miss Chubb"

    QM Stores:

    ".303 or .30 which caliber is best"

    "Sten Gun or Tommy Gun"
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    Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

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    Will rubber soles ever catch on?

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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    Movements at Dunkirk, an added friction?

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    With all this rationing, how do you make the food go so far

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