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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    When is somebody going to invent shin splints so I can get excused PT?

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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    "Will we need the Americans for this war ?"

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    Anyone heard about the new boys, called Paras apparently ;)
    D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.



    Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.

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    That David Stirling chap seems a bit of an odd ball.

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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    Quote Originally Posted by buttonsin3s
    Which shorts/boots are best for desert operations?
    Whatever you're issued lad....

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    Who is this Rommel fecker? We'll sort him out, no bother.

    And while we are at it, the German tanks are w@nk.

    Not enough Bren Carriers, if these politicians had to be here there would be plenty.


    Or something along those lines.
    "Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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    Is the Fairey Swordfish an extravagent expense for yesterdays war.

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    Crabs - how did we ever manage without them?
    It's time for British Independence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gren
    Anyone heard about the new boys, called Paras apparently ;)
    Dont be silly,nobody in there right mind would jump out of a plane :D

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    ARP and Home Guard are all walts.

    Jim Shortt of Croydon Infants is wearing a swimming proficency badge on his trunks he is not entitled to.

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    Alley superstar thread:



    One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.


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    Should the ATS wear trousers threads

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    Re: ARRSE 1940

    Oi Mr Hitler, we are going to take all the bridges up to German border

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    What's the best blanco thread

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    Dunkirk, pah! Now, The Battle of Mboto Gorge, god, that was a fight.
    Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

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