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08-02-2010, 17:05 #1Senior Member
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Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
Gordon Brown is scoffing up to nine bananas a day as he tries to shape up for the Election.
He is using them to overcome a KitKat fixation, Downing Street sources told The Sun.
The Prime Minister would munch three bars a day before wife Sarah ordered a clampdown. But he still sneaks in one of the chocolate treats, often when under pressure.
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08-02-2010, 17:07 #2Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
Good that amount of pottasium could kill him, wonder if he can top up with some tomatoes too.
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08-02-2010, 17:07 #3Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
Nah, it's just getting the excuses lined up for when he shats himself on QT...
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08-02-2010, 17:08 #4Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
Kit-Kats("Have a break...." ppplease) yes......... but a Jock eating fruit ?????Just another fcuking LIE!!!!!!!!!
The older I get..... the better I was....
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08-02-2010, 17:10 #5Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
Constipation to counteract the swamping.And Potasium overdose,with any luck.
Older,but no wiser.
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08-02-2010, 17:12 #6Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
Jarrod beat me to it, that's going on for being dangerous.
Let's buy him a bunch or three.
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08-02-2010, 17:13 #7Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
have a break..down, more like. the mental bastard that he is.
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08-02-2010, 17:13 #8Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
Isn't this another clue that he has depression probs? Bananas/potassium?
Mind you. I get a bit blue at times. We all do. He must be SO SO SO pssed off unless he believes his own cr4p.X Factor Spoof! Safe for work! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qTYVnrhU_8
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08-02-2010, 17:13 #9Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
No, no... he has probably taken to squatting on the Cabinet Room Table... making noises, scratching his erse and licking his... whatsists before peeling his bananas to eat.... (all alleged of course)...
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity .....
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08-02-2010, 17:14 #10Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
Ahhh he does look a bit like the chimp that used to be on Tarzan. Originally Posted by uncle_vanya
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08-02-2010, 17:16 #11Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
more like Lord Mandy of Boys has to peel them and mash them up for him... then give them to him in a bowl with a plastic spoon he cant injure himself with. Originally Posted by uncle_vanya
is madly in love with the Slug and doesnt care who knows it. from the moment she first got me in a headlock and took my lunch money off me, I knew she was the only girl for me.
'Have you had enough? Have you had enough you fucking Moldavian bastard, your Excellency.'
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08-02-2010, 17:17 #12Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
You'd sort of hope that the person tasked with running the country would at the very least have the self control to resist gorging on chocolate.
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08-02-2010, 17:18 #13Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
In the form of deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches I hope.
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
I knew I was right, the chimps are running the zoo
And to think, I had no Idea I could bring so much fun and frivolity to others
There are two types of people that dislike me,
the envious and the stupid
HAPPY NOW
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08-02-2010, 17:26 #15Senior Member
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Re: Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day
So, calories in 3 x four-finger kit-kats = 600
Calories in 9 x bananas = 1000
Mind you, for an accountant, maths was never his strong point was it.
Next thing you know he'll be selling our gold reserves off at thei......
Oh!
I hope he chokes on them.Timing is everything. If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fucked.
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