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**jarrod248** · 08-02-2010, 20:29

Originally Posted by BarkingSpider

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by uncle_vanya

No, no... he has probably taken to squatting on the Cabinet Room Table... making noises, scratching his erse and licking his... whatsists before peeling his bananas to eat.... (all alleged of course)...

Ahhh he does look a bit like the chimp that used to be on Tarzan.

Well spotted. Gordo's the one on the left:

Hilarious :D I bet the one-eyed cnut has got himself a job lined up on the directors board of Geest.

**StickyToffeePudding** · 08-02-2010, 20:29

Originally Posted by fatsplasher

Kit-Kats("Have a break...." ppplease) yes......... but a Jock eating fruit ?????Just another fcuking LIE!!!!!!!!!

Ah, my un-educated friend, they do them deep fried in Glesga and Auld Reeky!

I was always under the impression that too many bananas caused constipation. Does this mean that the Beloved Leader is now more full of shoite than usual!

**stapd** · 08-02-2010, 20:30

Originally Posted by mark1234

Just asked my sister in law who's a dietich....diateci...person wot tells you wot to eat.

It's not dangerous unless your salt levels are too low, and if you're craving a fruit, it's usually because you need it.

Surely there's a Mandelson joke there?

**jarrod248** · 08-02-2010, 20:32

Originally Posted by mark1234

Just asked my sister in law who's a dietich....diateci...person wot tells you wot to eat.

It's not dangerous unless your salt levels are too low, and if you're craving a fruit, it's usually because you need it.

Tell her she doesn't know what she is talking about.

**Werewolf** · 08-02-2010, 20:39

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by mark1234

Just asked my sister in law who's a dietich....diateci...person wot tells you wot to eat.

It's not dangerous unless your salt levels are too low, and if you're craving a fruit, it's usually because you need it.

Tell her she doesn't know what she is talking about.

So what IS a safe amount of bananas to eat per day?

**jarrod248** · 08-02-2010, 20:39

Originally Posted by Werewolf

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by mark1234

Just asked my sister in law who's a dietich....diateci...person wot tells you wot to eat.

It's not dangerous unless your salt levels are too low, and if you're craving a fruit, it's usually because you need it.

Tell her she doesn't know what she is talking about.

So what IS a safe amount of bananas to eat per day?

For Brown? About 30 and loads of tomatoes.

**Manley** · 08-02-2010, 20:45

Hey Gordon!, watch out for all those banana ski...............OHHHHHH!!!, bet that hurt. HeHe!! :D :D :D

**Ruckerwocman** · 08-02-2010, 20:47

Err..Bananas are supposed to make you loose I believe?

How could Brown accumulate a fatal dose of potassium if it's sliding out the tradesman's entrance?

**Zoot** · 08-02-2010, 20:51

"Pay bananas, you get monkeys"

Okay I know that's not quite right, but it seemed appropriate.

**mark1234** · 08-02-2010, 20:51

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by mark1234

Just asked my sister in law who's a dietich....diateci...person wot tells you wot to eat.

It's not dangerous unless your salt levels are too low, and if you're craving a fruit, it's usually because you need it.

Tell her she doesn't know what she is talking about.

Well they're on their way home, but I'll get right on telling her someone on the internet disagrees with her next time I see her I promise.