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    Senior Member pombsen-armchair-warrior's Avatar
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    Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    Due to circumstances beyond my control I am unable to attend the event described below. I have one VIP ticket available to the person who makes the best offer. Cash, in a sealed envelope, through my solicitor, c/o HMP Pentonville.

    Many thanks in advance

    Allah u il akbar

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    The MetBPA will be holding a "Social Dance" on Saturday 20th February 2010 at The Livery, 130 Wood Street, London EC2V 6DL. The function is open to all members of ' the community'.

    http://www.metbpa.com/News_events/social_feb2010
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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    Quote Originally Posted by pombsen-armchair-warrior
    Due to circumstances beyond my control I am unable to attend the event described below. I have one VIP ticket available to the person who makes the best offer. Cash, in a sealed envelope, through my solicitor, c/o HMP Pentonville.

    Many thanks in advance

    Allah u il akbar

    Commander (Retd) Ali Dizaei


    The MetBPA will be holding a "Social Dance" on Saturday 20th February 2010 at The Livery, 130 Wood Street, London EC2V 6DL. The function is open to all members of ' the community'.
    http://www.metbpa.com/News_events/social_feb2010

    Does that include us ‘honkies’?

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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    IF I was a BNP member could I be a member of the BPA as well?

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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    I much prefer not to be marketed by racist organisations on a site of which I am a member.
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    I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    20th Feb? He'll be out on licence by then surely?
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    I take it daysacks won't be allowed as it's an evening do?

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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
    IF I was a BNP member could I be a member of the BPA as well?
    Not really, but it is an amazing thing how one is allowed and not the other, both to me are racist groups.
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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    Quote Originally Posted by Gren
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
    IF I was a BNP member could I be a member of the BPA as well?
    Not really, but it is an amazing thing how one is allowed and not the other, both to me are racist groups.
    That implication that they are racist is farkin racist, that is! Burn the heretic

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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    Where is the MetWPA Dance being held then
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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    *cough* Waah *cough*

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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    Quote Originally Posted by Count.Dracule
    Where is the MetWPA Dance being held then
    METWPA?
    Men Ejaculating Towards White Power Association?
    Something wrong there, but I can't put me hand on it


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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    He'd have been as welcome there as a turd in a swimming pool.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
    Alternatively, put stacker1 on ignore.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417
    He'd have been as welcome there as a turd in a swimming pool....
    ....full of turds...

    Naaaww - hey I'm only jokin. Senior Police bods are brilliant.

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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417
    He'd have been as welcome there as a turd in a swimming pool....
    ....full of turds...

    Naaaww - hey I'm only jokin. Senior Police bods are brilliant.


    But wasn't he Muslim? with black guys? (sucks in breath in questioning manner) And he was a cunt.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
    Alternatively, put stacker1 on ignore.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    Re: Ticket For Sale - Owner in Distressed Circumstances

    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417
    He'd have been as welcome there as a turd in a swimming pool....
    ....full of turds...

    Naaaww - hey I'm only jokin. Senior Police bods are brilliant.


    But wasn't he Muslim? with black guys? (sucks in breath in questioning manner) And he was a cunt.
    so a turd in a cess pit jacuzzi to side of main pool. sort of thing.

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