Thread: Words to live by
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08-02-2010, 00:03 #1Senior Member
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Words to live by
Drinking non alcohol beer is like going down on your cousin,, tastes the same but is soooo wrong..
Never say to a woman.. " I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom. "
sorry...drinking so I'll sleep thru the SuperBowl crap on TV...My Lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said ' I wanna watch '.
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08-02-2010, 00:13 #2Senior Member
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Re: Words to live by
One for Scaley:
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter.. Its okay,, just not in public...My Lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said ' I wanna watch '.
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08-02-2010, 01:08 #3
Re: Words to live by
it's all good fun till your mates see you riding it.
Originally Posted by Rocketeer
is madly in love with the Slug and doesnt care who knows it. from the moment she first got me in a headlock and took my lunch money off me, I knew she was the only girl for me.
'Have you had enough? Have you had enough you fucking Moldavian bastard, your Excellency.'
xbox 360 gamertag - ShootThemLater6
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08-02-2010, 09:49 #4
Re: Words to live by
Ah but true mates would ask for sticky seconds, thirds etc.
Originally Posted by maguire
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