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    You can't beat the old law of armed conflict video! making dum dum bullets and leering at the civvie birds!
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    Gawd I'm just reminded of a vid shown to new recruits at Gib barracks . It's that one warning about fires and features a burns survivor who lectures that " I didn't in effect survive that fire " and has pictures of real life charred bodies . Totally shocking
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkNinja
    You can't beat the old law of armed conflict video! making dum dum bullets and leering at the civvie birds!
    I just wanner kill em Corp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanny
    Gawd I'm just reminded of a vid shown to new recruits at Gib barracks . It's that one warning about fires and features a burns survivor who lectures that " I didn't in effect survive that fire " and has pictures of real life charred bodies . Totally shocking
    With the burning barn with bedford and chap still inside.?
    If Iraq was such a threat to everyones national security why did only take two f**kin weeks to take over the whole country!

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    The "Shaking Hands With Danger" plant safety video is one of the funniest videos ever.
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    Re: Sh*tty Army Values and Standards Vids

    Quote Originally Posted by instinct
    Quote Originally Posted by Spanny
    Gawd I'm just reminded of a vid shown to new recruits at Gib barracks . It's that one warning about fires and features a burns survivor who lectures that " I didn't in effect survive that fire " and has pictures of real life charred bodies . Totally shocking
    With the burning barn with bedford and chap still inside.?
    Wasn't that the Wild Geese?
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    Re: Sh*tty Army Values and Standards Vids

    Quote Originally Posted by DarkNinja
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    Gawd I'm just reminded of a vid shown to new recruits at Gib barracks . It's that one warning about fires and features a burns survivor who lectures that " I didn't in effect survive that fire " and has pictures of real life charred bodies . Totally shocking
    With the burning barn with bedford and chap still inside.?
    Wasn't that the Wild Geese?
    That was on the bridge! :P
    If Iraq was such a threat to everyones national security why did only take two f**kin weeks to take over the whole country!

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    Too Fat To Fight.

    Look at him, the great slobbering lump of lard. Stuffing chips down his face....

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    Quote Originally Posted by plant_life
    The "Shaking Hands With Danger" plant safety video is one of the funniest videos ever.
    Were you in that? As a child?


    On a more sensible note, I'll have a dig about tomorrow in school for some V&S DVDs/Vids. I'm nice like that.

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    Re: Sh*tty Army Values and Standards Vids

    I personally prefer the remix version of the Shake hands with Danger video. It's not actually too bad in it's own crappy 70's way.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkbrPmIBrcA

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