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    John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8495604.stm (c) Auntie


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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Couldn't have happened to a more misrerable or arrogant fcuker.
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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Bit sh1t really. He should be the captain if he's good enough on the pitch, not becuase of the state of his personal life.

    I wouldn't get rid of one of my lot just because he'd been playing away from home. If he was crap at his job then that would be a different matter.

    Did she get a Chelsea shirt off each of them after a shag? If so then maybe she was just trying to get the full set.

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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Typical, he gets the sack, and they pass it on to another no mark waster, whats wrong with giving it to the vice captain???????


    SG would be a better captain than donkey lips ever could be.
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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Who gives a fuck who's in charge the result will be the same.

    England what a bunch of under achievers

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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Well apparently the english management rang up Wayne Bridge and said "right you will have heard John Terry lost the England captains armband I suppose"

    Bridge said "yes boss what can I do to help?"

    England manager says "I don`t suppose you have a look under your bed for it could you?"

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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Cheating is institutionalised in English football.Cheating off the pitch seems to be coming up fast,on the inside lane.Alan Sugar got it right,when he claimed that footballers would probably be in prison,if they had not been liberated by the sport.
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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Quote Originally Posted by Gren
    Typical, he gets the sack, and they pass it on to another no mark waster, whats wrong with giving it to the vice captain???????


    SG would be a better captain than donkey lips ever could be.
    I agree that SG would have been a better choice. I thought that Donkey Lips was Vice Captain or have I missed something here?

    I don't see why the press always do this sh1t just before a world cup. We have the best chance in a long time and as usual the press seem intent on wrecking any preparation that's been done in order to sell a few more chip wrappers.

    Oh well, there's always 2014, 2018, 2022........

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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Will outraged of England get their knickers in a twist if Prince Charles becomes King?

    Same offence commited
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    As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
    This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
    The shame will always be with us.

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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Quote Originally Posted by Travis_Bickle
    Quote Originally Posted by Gren
    Typical, he gets the sack, and they pass it on to another no mark waster, whats wrong with giving it to the vice captain???????


    SG would be a better captain than donkey lips ever could be.
    I agree that SG would have been a better choice. I thought that Donkey Lips was Vice Captain or have I missed something here?

    I don't see why the press always do this sh1t just before a world cup. We have the best chance in a long time and as usual the press seem intent on wrecking any preparation that's been done in order to sell a few more chip wrappers.

    Oh well, there's always 2014, 2018, 2022........

    I dont bother with the England team tbh, but I thought SG was made vice when JT got the job? it may well have changed over time, so you are more than likely correct.
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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Quote Originally Posted by Travis_Bickle
    Quote Originally Posted by Gren
    Typical, he gets the sack, and they pass it on to another no mark waster, whats wrong with giving it to the vice captain???????


    SG would be a better captain than donkey lips ever could be.
    I agree that SG would have been a better choice. I thought that Donkey Lips was Vice Captain or have I missed something here?

    I don't see why the press always do this sh1t just before a world cup. We have the best chance in a long time and as usual the press seem intent on wrecking any preparation that's been done in order to sell a few more chip wrappers.

    Oh well, there's always 2014, 2018, 2022........
    As a Welshman I feel I speak for most of the Celtic nation's and say couldn't come at a better time! Harr harr :P
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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Quote Originally Posted by llech
    Quote Originally Posted by Travis_Bickle
    Quote Originally Posted by Gren
    Typical, he gets the sack, and they pass it on to another no mark waster, whats wrong with giving it to the vice captain???????


    SG would be a better captain than donkey lips ever could be.
    I agree that SG would have been a better choice. I thought that Donkey Lips was Vice Captain or have I missed something here?

    I don't see why the press always do this sh1t just before a world cup. We have the best chance in a long time and as usual the press seem intent on wrecking any preparation that's been done in order to sell a few more chip wrappers.

    Oh well, there's always 2014, 2018, 2022........
    As a Welshman I feel I speak for most of the Celtic nation's and say couldn't come at a better time! Harr harr :P
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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Quote Originally Posted by llech
    As a Welshman I feel I speak for most of the Celtic nation's and say couldn't come at a better time! Harr harr :P
    Some people are just so bitter

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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Quote Originally Posted by firthy
    Well apparently the english management rang up Wayne Bridge and said "right you will have heard John Terry lost the England captains armband I suppose"

    Bridge said "yes boss what can I do to help?"

    England manager says "I don`t suppose you have a look under your bed for it could you?"
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    Re: John Terry Loses England Captaincy

    Quote Originally Posted by Travis_Bickle
    Quote Originally Posted by llech
    As a Welshman I feel I speak for most of the Celtic nation's and say couldn't come at a better time! Harr harr :P
    Some people are just so bitter
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