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Discuss Shreddies for breakfast? at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; He looks like something that might live under my shed...
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05-02-2010, 05:29 #1Senior Member
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Shreddies for breakfast?
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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05-02-2010, 06:39 #2Senior Member
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Re: Shreddies for breakfast?
"All sentencing options are open,"
Originally Posted by eodmatt
I like that bit.
The ladies of Rampton would take him to their collective bosom."...If you were suddenly stung a tergo and heard a smothered giggle from behind a tree, it was worth stopping and shouting: Idderao, Johnny! Ham dekko, you little bugger..."
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05-02-2010, 08:12 #3Senior Member
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Re: Shreddies for breakfast?
To be honest though. With a face like his there's not much chance of any woman giving him their knickers voluntarily unless they'd sh1t them first.
I don't know about him being Mayor of anywhere. With a head like his, he looks like he got left behind when the Mlaar bus last visited. :D
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05-02-2010, 09:52 #4Senior Member
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Re: Shreddies for breakfast?
What a fu(kin window licker - I bet hes a hoot on the p*ss though. He`d have some real original storys to tell as well.
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05-02-2010, 12:24 #5Senior Member
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Re: Shreddies for breakfast?
I am sure it was said in a previous thread that he looked like Beaker from the Muppets
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05-02-2010, 14:06 #6Senior Member
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Re: Shreddies for breakfast?
More like a Muppet from my Beaker!
My name is Moe, although some women like to call me 'Hey you in the bushes!'
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05-02-2010, 14:08 #7Senior Member
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Re: Shreddies for breakfast?
Or even a Keeker from my Bucket! Originally Posted by Goodfella
Boom boom!A dog is for life, not just a Saturday night!
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05-02-2010, 14:37 #8Senior Member
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Re: Shreddies for breakfast?
Ewwwwwwwwwwww
Put a yamuka on him and he'd look like the guy who used to run off with our smalls when I was living with friends in Jerusalem! He must get around!
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05-02-2010, 20:52 #9Senior Member
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Re: Shreddies for breakfast?
OMG, it's the Phantom Shitter! I'd recognise him anywhere!!! LOL
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