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    Re: Coldstream Guard poster boy!

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    Don't listen to these mean people Minnie, I'll look after you.

    All I ask in return is that you send me a flaps out pic and maybe take part in some light anal.
    Well she's after a bit of c0ck, might as well offer her some but she'll be a triple bagger.
    I'm not fussy, I used to be in the Navy FFS. :D
    One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.


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    Re: Coldstream Guard poster boy!

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    Don't listen to these mean people Minnie, I'll look after you.

    All I ask in return is that you send me a flaps out pic and maybe take part in some light anal.
    Well she's after a bit of c0ck, might as well offer her some but she'll be a triple bagger.
    I'm not fussy, I used to be in the Navy FFS. :D
    Beefer eh?
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    Re: Coldstream Guard poster boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers
    Don't listen to these mean people Minnie, I'll look after you.

    All I ask in return is that you send me a flaps out pic and maybe take part in some light anal.
    Well she's after a bit of c0ck, might as well offer her some but she'll be a triple bagger.
    I'm not fussy, I used to be in the Navy FFS. :D
    Beefer eh?
    What happens at sea stays at sea.

    Anyway it's only gay if you look back over your shoulders and lick your lips.

    Anyone who says otherwise is a fcuking fag.
    One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.


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    Re: Coldstream Guard poster boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers
    Don't listen to these mean people Minnie, I'll look after you.

    All I ask in return is that you send me a flaps out pic and maybe take part in some light anal.
    Yep, was expecting this bit too. How original. zzzzzzzz!!!!
    Wasn't supposed to be original you silly fecking moo, he was quoting you for his services.
    Wow! You've beaten me in joining the site by a whole 2 weeks or so. Old hand to this abuse stuff are you?

    I bet your initiation was a damn site easier than mine? Or is it because I'm female?

    Get a life tosser!
    Being of the female persuasion is bugger all to do with it. Coming on squealling like a stuck fucking pig dribbling away like a mong on fairy dust singles you out as either a silly bitch cruising for squaddie cock or a troll. Since you turned down ravers advance, you're either playing hard to get in an effort to delude yourself of your worth or you're the latter.
    Nope, not a troll and certainly not after some cock. But if I was it wouldn't be from you hard-man.

    I've had a look at your posts and you seem an SME on Call of Duty. I'm surprised you have time to sit in your little dark room playing with yourself, I thought you would be too busy posting on here and abusing newbies.

    I know plenty of your Playstation crowd at Uni, life & soul of the party they were. We almost clubbed together to buy them a house to get them out of Halls.

    So, if you don't mind I'll pop off as I'm obvioulsy not in 'your gang' and I would hate to see your reputation ruined by a 'dribbling pig'. Small dicked no-mark!

    lol, Triple bagger? jarrod248, you're so a million miles away from that. But then what would I know?

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    Re: Coldstream Guard poster boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie_The_Minx
    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers
    Don't listen to these mean people Minnie, I'll look after you.

    All I ask in return is that you send me a flaps out pic and maybe take part in some light anal.
    Yep, was expecting this bit too. How original. zzzzzzzz!!!!
    Wasn't supposed to be original you silly fecking moo, he was quoting you for his services.
    Wow! You've beaten me in joining the site by a whole 2 weeks or so. Old hand to this abuse stuff are you?

    I bet your initiation was a damn site easier than mine? Or is it because I'm female?

    Get a life tosser!
    Being of the female persuasion is bugger all to do with it. Coming on squealling like a stuck fucking pig dribbling away like a mong on fairy dust singles you out as either a silly bitch cruising for squaddie cock or a troll. Since you turned down ravers advance, you're either playing hard to get in an effort to delude yourself of your worth or you're the latter.
    Nope, not a troll and certainly not after some cock. But if I was it wouldn't be from you hard-man.

    I've had a look at your posts and you seem an SME on Call of Duty. I'm surprised you have time to sit in your little dark room playing with yourself, I thought you would be too busy posting on here and abusing newbies.

    I know plenty of your Playstation crowd at Uni, life & soul of the party they were. We almost clubbed together to buy them a house to get them out of Halls.

    So, if you don't mind I'll pop off as I'm obvioulsy not in 'your gang' and I would hate to see your reputation ruined by a 'dribbling pig'. Small dicked no-mark!

    lol, Triple bagger? jarrod248, you're so a million miles away from that. But then what would I know?
    Well fuck me sideways, it's a student. That's cleared up a few things.
    While you're at it, explain to me what you're doing crayoning on a site catering for the likes of (ex)squaddies if you aren't looking for cock and aren't a troll?

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    Re: Coldstream Guard poster boy!

    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie_The_Minx
    So, if you don't mind I'll pop off as I'm obvioulsy not in 'your gang' and I would hate to see your reputation ruined by a 'dribbling pig'. Small dicked no-mark!

    lol, Triple bagger? jarrod248, you're so a million miles away from that. But then what would I know?
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    Re: Coldstream Guard poster boy!

    Quote Originally Posted by GrizzlyPanda
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie_The_Minx
    Quote Originally Posted by GrizzlyPanda
    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie_The_Minx
    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers
    Don't listen to these mean people Minnie, I'll look after you.

    All I ask in return is that you send me a flaps out pic and maybe take part in some light anal.
    Yep, was expecting this bit too. How original. zzzzzzzz!!!!
    Wasn't supposed to be original you silly fecking moo, he was quoting you for his services.
    Wow! You've beaten me in joining the site by a whole 2 weeks or so. Old hand to this abuse stuff are you?

    I bet your initiation was a damn site easier than mine? Or is it because I'm female?

    Get a life tosser!
    Being of the female persuasion is bugger all to do with it. Coming on squealling like a stuck fucking pig dribbling away like a mong on fairy dust singles you out as either a silly bitch cruising for squaddie cock or a troll. Since you turned down ravers advance, you're either playing hard to get in an effort to delude yourself of your worth or you're the latter.
    Nope, not a troll and certainly not after some cock. But if I was it wouldn't be from you hard-man.

    I've had a look at your posts and you seem an SME on Call of Duty. I'm surprised you have time to sit in your little dark room playing with yourself, I thought you would be too busy posting on here and abusing newbies.

    I know plenty of your Playstation crowd at Uni, life & soul of the party they were. We almost clubbed together to buy them a house to get them out of Halls.

    So, if you don't mind I'll pop off as I'm obvioulsy not in 'your gang' and I would hate to see your reputation ruined by a 'dribbling pig'. Small dicked no-mark!

    lol, Triple bagger? jarrod248, you're so a million miles away from that. But then what would I know?
    Well fuck me sideways, it's a student. That's cleared up a few things.
    While you're at it, explain to me what you're doing crayoning on a site catering for the likes of (ex)squaddies if you aren't looking for cock and aren't a troll?
    Have a look at her posts, like she did yours.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    Re: Coldstream Guard poster boy!

    ha haha where are all these naked men or half naked me or whatever... we need photos and evidence
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    Re: Coldstream Guard poster boy!

    What a bag of shite ! :D
    Digging The Heel In !!!

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    Re: Coldstream Guard poster boy!

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail
    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie_The_Minx
    So, if you don't mind I'll pop off as I'm obvioulsy not in 'your gang' and I would hate to see your reputation ruined by a 'dribbling pig'. Small dicked no-mark!

    lol, Triple bagger? jarrod248, you're so a million miles away from that. But then what would I know?
    Feisty AND a purty mouth. Where on earth do we find them?
    Not heaven that's for sure!

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