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    Naked Arrse

    Last week I called "Naked Facebook"; today its...

    NAKED ARRSE!

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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    Re: Naked Arrse

    *looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*

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    Re: Naked Arrse

    I am always naked when online it saves time does that count?

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    You can leave your socks on...

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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    Re: Naked Arrse

    How do I get his webcam to work?
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Re: Naked Arrse

    Quote Originally Posted by firthy
    I am always naked when online it saves time does that count?
    Must make for an interesting webcam to all and sundry....
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    Re: Naked Arrse

    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
    How do I get his webcam to work?

    Err, just unplug it VM, I'm easily put off me grub. :D
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    Re: Naked Arrse

    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
    How do I get his webcam to work?
    Noooooooo put that lens cap back.
    You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.

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    Re: Naked Arrse

    Quote Originally Posted by RACsucker
    *looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
    Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told

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    Re: Naked Arrse

    Quote Originally Posted by taboo
    Quote Originally Posted by RACsucker
    *looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
    Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told
    It's quantity, not quality, you go for??

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    Re: Naked Arrse

    *thinks it's a great idea, strips, realises girls all chose that moment to go to bed, drinks more while avoiding that dodgy new subaltern with the funny eyes*

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    Re: Naked Arrse

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67
    Quote Originally Posted by taboo
    Quote Originally Posted by RACsucker
    *looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
    Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told
    It's quantity, not quality, you go for??
    My dear smudge,It is only quality if they no what the hell to do with it!! :P

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    Re: Naked Arrse

    Quote Originally Posted by taboo
    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67
    Quote Originally Posted by taboo
    Quote Originally Posted by RACsucker
    *looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
    Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told
    It's quantity, not quality, you go for??
    My dear smudge,It is only quality if they no what the hell to do with it!! :P
    I cum everytime.....I'm great! ;)

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    Re: Naked Arrse

    Sorry, to prevent unneccesary excitement of females I cannot participate, my apologies
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    Re: Naked Arrse

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67
    Quote Originally Posted by taboo
    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67
    Quote Originally Posted by taboo
    Quote Originally Posted by RACsucker
    *looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
    Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told
    It's quantity, not quality, you go for??
    My dear smudge,It is only quality if they no what the hell to do with it!! :P
    I cum everytime.....I'm great! ;)
    Gold winner...................again

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