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    Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Watching Ice Road Trucker's,one must say that that burd Lisa Kelly is one tidy bit of gear...
    So how come the British Forces truckers and female truckers in general are lesbian munters?..

    A former school bus driver and state freestyle motocross champion, Lisa is starting her second year on the ice roads. At 28, she is the youngest female driver this year, hoping to earn the veterans' respect and become Carlile's first female heavy hauler.



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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Oh yes.
    Bravo Bravo sets himself a depressingly low standard which he consistently fails to achieve.

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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Just watching this one TV right now, thinking the same thing. But please note, the top picture is not the Lisa Kelly from Ice Road Truckers, but in fact some Irish singer. Not half as nice as the truck lady.

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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Didn't someone do a thread about her a while back? I'd smash her dirty trailer trash inbred gary glitter into next week if I were given the opportunity

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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Be vewy careful - Lisa is JonnoJonno's bird
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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    I'd smash her back door in before she'd got to Deadhorse
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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    She's pretty but I suspect that her being brought on to the show is to push up ratings - e.g., get some nice looking totty on the show and the retention of male viewers will increase.

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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ursus.Maritimus
    She's pretty but I suspect that her being brought on to the show is to push up ratings - e.g., get some nice looking totty on the show and the retention of male viewers will increase.
    Is that the thinking that put Hazel Irvine on the Snooker? I always wondered why she was there.
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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ursus.Maritimus
    She's pretty but I suspect that her being brought on to the show is to push up ratings - e.g., get some nice looking totty on the show and the retention of male viewers will increase.
    Think you'll find she isn't just totty mate, she's been into the trade since she was a nipper and she's bloody good at what she does. Being totty does not mean she is a plant, there's always going to be a pretty face doing some random job. Saying that, it doesn't fecking hurt either.

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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Quote Originally Posted by GrizzlyPanda
    Quote Originally Posted by Ursus.Maritimus
    She's pretty but I suspect that her being brought on to the show is to push up ratings - e.g., get some nice looking totty on the show and the retention of male viewers will increase.
    Think you'll find she isn't just totty mate, she's been into the trade since she was a nipper and she's bloody good at what she does. Being totty does not mean she is a plant, there's always going to be a pretty face doing some random job. Saying that, it doesn't fecking hurt either.
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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Quote Originally Posted by auscam
    Quote Originally Posted by GrizzlyPanda
    Quote Originally Posted by Ursus.Maritimus
    She's pretty but I suspect that her being brought on to the show is to push up ratings - e.g., get some nice looking totty on the show and the retention of male viewers will increase.
    Think you'll find she isn't just totty mate, she's been into the trade since she was a nipper and she's bloody good at what she does. Being totty does not mean she is a plant, there's always going to be a pretty face doing some random job. Saying that, it doesn't fecking hurt either.
    You think you're in with a chance, don't you? :D
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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Quote Originally Posted by spike7451
    Watching Ice Road Trucker's,one must say that that burd Lisa Kelly is one tidy bit of gear...
    So how come the British Forces truckers and female truckers in general are lesbian munters?..

    A former school bus driver and state freestyle motocross champion, Lisa is starting her second year on the ice roads. At 28, she is the youngest female driver this year, hoping to earn the veterans' respect and become Carlile's first female heavy hauler.
    The top photo is a different Lisa Kelly. Some cletic singer


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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67
    Didn't someone do a thread about her a while back? I'd smash her dirty trailer trash inbred gary glitter into next week if I were given the opportunity
    i would crawl over broken glass just to give her freshly laid turd a sniff
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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67
    Quote Originally Posted by spike7451
    Watching Ice Road Trucker's,one must say that that burd Lisa Kelly is one tidy bit of gear...
    So how come the British Forces truckers and female truckers in general are lesbian munters?..

    A former school bus driver and state freestyle motocross champion, Lisa is starting her second year on the ice roads. At 28, she is the youngest female driver this year, hoping to earn the veterans' respect and become Carlile's first female heavy hauler.
    The top photo is a different Lisa Kelly. Some cletic singer

    Still rather lovely in a cute, naive sort of way.

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    Re: Lisa Kelly,Ice Road Truckers.

    [quote="smudge67"][quote="spike7451"]Watching Ice Road Trucker's,one must say that that burd Lisa Kelly is one tidy bit of gear...
    So how come the British Forces truckers and female truckers in general are lesbian munters?..


    The top photo is a different Lisa Kelly. Some cletic singer

    Wos that then? Celtic or Clit ec.
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