The Smooth B*st*rds Guide to Women Thread

[DiDi]

Does anyone know the current medical opinion about 'manopause'? Does it exist, what are its effects etc. I'm asking for a friend, you see, nothing to do with me. No.

Edited to add; I just saw the bit about chemical imbalance, and thought that dear Tarquin would like to know.

Menopause is a myth we just get more demanding as we get older and when we dont get what we want we want drugs or alcohol or to blame someone.

Man are such easy targets

[DiDi]

opps sorry just read that properly you didn't say menopause,

Well a manopause is really dangerous they go off and buy bikes they cant handle and cars they cannot hope to compete with and try fucking young girls they have no chance with

[auscam]

Fantasy does play a central role in our lives, but you know that already.

[DiDi]

that's all women have left and most of us have a very good imagination but then we need it

[auscam]

So we all flail vainly in an immeasurable, frozen void of existential blackness and misery, assured of nothing but anguish and futility, yet yearning for the final, annihilating oblivion of DEATH?

[auscam]

Fair enough.

[phil245]

How to turn on a woman.

Love her, adore her, worship her, pamper her, spoil her, listen to her, ETC.

how to turn on a man.

Turn up naked, Bring beer, don't stand in front of the TV.

[auscam]

You ignored my agonised prose completely. Bastard!

[HappyNomad]

How to turn on a woman.

Love her, adore her, worship her, pamper her, spoil her, listen to her, ETC.
Too much faffing about for a two minute sh@g - either tell her she's got lucky or surprise her.

how to turn on a man.

Turn up naked, Bring beer, don't stand in front of the TV.
Nail, Hit, Head

[Grey_Mafia65]

So we all flail vainly in an immeasurable, frozen void of existential blackness and misery, assured of nothing but anguish and futility, yet yearning for the final, annihilating oblivion of DEATH?

Certainly sounds like life as I know it.