Dearie me - it was me driving the tractor! Didn't look like a tripod, more like a plate of sausage and mash with a generous dollop of ketchup to add colour.

I joined up so I didn't end up on a council estate dealing drugs with a heavily pregnant teenage missus. I had a feckin great time hiding behind trees, breathing hexe, fighting Germans in cr*p bars in Dortmund, skiiving, hiding from Ruperts, having good mates, eating superb scoff in the Mess and, occasionally making things go bang.... I left after 12 years and now I'm on a council estate dealing drugs with a heavily pregnant teenage missus.

Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge

I joined up so I didn't end up on a council estate dealing drugs with a heavily pregnant teenage missus. I had a feckin great time hiding behind trees, breathing hexe, fighting Germans in cr*p bars in Dortmund, skiiving, hiding from Ruperts, having good mates, eating superb scoff in the Mess and, occasionally making things go bang.... I left after 12 years and now I'm on a council estate dealing drugs with a heavily pregnant teenage missus.

Natural environment of the Jock. It was meant to be in the end...

£40 a week....................think of all the smarties you could buy with that...........

Lying b@stards

Originally Posted by GordonBrown

£40 a week....................think of all the smarties you could buy with that...........

Lying b@stards

Absolutley nothing constructive to add to the post but, as this is the NAAFI..................

..........I know you're not ol' Woggle Eye* but I 've always wanted to say this: you, Brown, are the VD scab on the kok of life. I truly hope that, when you fall ill, you are treated by a so-called emergency cover doctor from some failed third world country who, because of mix of his pish-poor training and his inability to read English, injects you with 300ml of insulin.

There: 'deliver' that, you anal retentive, MBA infected clown.


*in the unlikely event that you ARE G Brown, then you have my blessing to break your pelvis also.

Get in the fcuking queue!

Originally Posted by GordonBrown

Get in the fcuking queue!

Why? Is Sarah open for 'business', trying to put a few bob together for after 16 May? :D

Originally Posted by Juan_Ramirez_III

Mine was this picture stuck on the bedroom mirror....

Really? That's a bit, y'know, much...

Originally Posted by GordonBrown

£40 a week....................think of all the smarties you could buy with that...........

Lying b@stards

I always thought it was Mars Bars.

Originally Posted by Baseplate

Originally Posted by GordonBrown

Get in the fcuking queue!

Why? Is Sarah open for 'business', trying to put a few bob together for after 16 May? :D

The Right Dishonourable slightly-left of centre one-eyed fellow has enough put aside from all them dodgy expenses.