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    Outrage in Oz

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    There can be no excuse for such a waste of food. Probably.

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    Horrible shite that. And to think, all night those chicks are going to smell of cancer and motor oil.


    Not that I wouldn't throw them a length, of course.
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    I take it that this is (owing to their costumes), just another attempt by the Aussies to claim they won the Ashes, seeing as they can not seem to hang on to the cricket version.

    Never did like vegimite, but might reconsider if that is how it is served.
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    Mmmm. Suddenly feel very hungry. :P

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    No! That's just wrong. Have they followed through or something?

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    Vegemite's 1200% salt, they'll look like bog mummies in seconds. You could use it as a bioweapon, plough the earth with it like the Romans did. No thrush for them!

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    Cheers Auscam. I tried using my imagination and spreading Vegimite on the missus - and got a smack in the puss for my troubles (now where's that smilie with the black eye......)
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    nice tits on the chubby one - I looked like that once but it was nothing to do with vegamite more like guinness and a curry.

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    Nice bit of union flag on her right bazooker-fun-bag. See - very symolic - if you dropped the link to the UK it would leave you feeling exposed and vulnerable. And leave you feeling a right t1t in front of other people.

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    2nd linky, right hand totty, fake breasts...take her name sarn't major.

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    outrage!!!!

    wheres the "elf n safety" knee pads and gum sheilds please
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    Needs to be re-named "VAGimite", any way I love the stuff laid on with a trowel on me morning toast. :D :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
    Nice bit of union flag on her right bazooker-fun-bag. See - very symolic - if you dropped the link to the UK it would leave you feeling exposed and vulnerable. And leave you feeling a right t1t in front of other people.
    A deft allusion. I've yet to see anyone mention the huge expense that this Republic thing would involve; merely changing the ADF uniform accoutrements would cost millions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles
    2nd linky, right hand totty, fake breasts...take her name sarn't major.
    and telephone number and pass them on....

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