Splendid, keep it up! :D (see what I did there?)

Originally Posted by auscam

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

As you are Antipodean you may think this behaviour is acceptable.
It is not.

And your behaviour is? What, exactly, makes you think you're so superior, mate?

You are from convict stock.Even my dog is superior to you.

PS I am not now,never have been or ever will be your mate.

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

Originally Posted by auscam

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

As you are Antipodean you may think this behaviour is acceptable.
It is not.

And your behaviour is? What, exactly, makes you think you're so superior, mate?

You are from convict stock.Even my dog is superior to you.

PS I am not now,never have been or ever will be your mate.

Quite. Another random Internet gobshite.

Originally Posted by thegimp

On receiving a draft order to get the feck out of a naval establishment I pulled the pin out of my social handgrenade and in my last week on base lashed it up and penetrated various ladies, matelots wives, rotten wrens and even bagged a seaking observer (smelly fanny)

Having made movement outside the block impossible with various boyfriends and husbands looking for me I received another draft order cancelling the last and extending my stay for another two months

I've staggered out of various well appointed houses in Pompey/Gosport tripping over kids mountainbikes and spotting very fetching family photos of some 2 and a half ringer and his loving wife

Matelot wives love a bit of rufty tufty strange sausage

Was this in the 80's and if so do you have ginger hair and used to cook for a livin?

As a single matelot I loved going to parties on the Rowner Estate, it was like a Wabbit Warren

Originally Posted by thegimp

On receiving a draft order to get the feck out of a naval establishment I pulled the pin out of my social handgrenade and in my last week on base lashed it up and penetrated various ladies, matelots wives, rotten wrens and even bagged a seaking observer (smelly fanny)

Having made movement outside the block impossible with various boyfriends and husbands looking for me I received another draft order cancelling the last and extending my stay for another two months

I've staggered out of various well appointed houses in Pompey/Gosport tripping over kids mountainbikes and spotting very fetching family photos of some 2 and a half ringer and his loving wife

Matelot wives love a bit of rufty tufty strange sausage

Ha ha !!!! :D Memories !! I spent a couple of weeks tomming a f*cking beaut of a Danish bird married to a matelow club swinger, I used to walk off the Rowner estate as his chad Lexus roared into the street ! The beefer had mirrors all over his bedroom....which was nice for me :D

Originally Posted by Juan_Ramirez_III

Originally Posted by thegimp

On receiving a draft order to get the feck out of a naval establishment I pulled the pin out of my social handgrenade and in my last week on base lashed it up and penetrated various ladies, matelots wives, rotten wrens and even bagged a seaking observer (smelly fanny)

Having made movement outside the block impossible with various boyfriends and husbands looking for me I received another draft order cancelling the last and extending my stay for another two months

I've staggered out of various well appointed houses in Pompey/Gosport tripping over kids mountainbikes and spotting very fetching family photos of some 2 and a half ringer and his loving wife

Matelot wives love a bit of rufty tufty strange sausage

Ha ha !!!! :D Memories !! I spent a couple of weeks tomming a f*cking beaut of a Danish bird married to a matelow club swinger, I used to walk off the Rowner estate as his chad Lexus roared into the street ! The beefer had mirrors all over his bedroom....which was nice for me :D

I shagged the Mrs of a smegulator. I had no idea she was married until we'd done the dirty deed. When she told me what he did I just had to go again and kick down her back doors.

Originally Posted by auscam

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

Originally Posted by auscam

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

As you are Antipodean you may think this behaviour is acceptable.
It is not.

And your behaviour is? What, exactly, makes you think you're so superior, mate?

You are from convict stock.Even my dog is superior to you.

PS I am not now,never have been or ever will be your mate.

Quite. Another random Internet gobshite.

Are you familiar with the expression "The pot calling the kettle black"?

Matelot wives seem to be a special subsection of easy birds to penetrate

Although I scoffed an Army nursing officers arrse in the mess at Haslar (bird I hasten to add)

Quite a tidy ,fragrant harris for a dirty pongo bird

Met in Emma s of course

PS which c.u.n.t suggested I was a Gwar fat splasher throwback to the eighties.......................Harsh Harsh

Matelot wives, quite.

I once did a Comms rating's pash (they weren't married but where mega loved up) while he did me a duty watch stand in on the gangway for 6 hours. Felt great, she wasn't bad looking for a Pompey scutter and he was a bit of a chopper anyway.



Anyone noticed all the most interesting people on this site are ex or serving Matelots and Bootnecks?