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**scruff_2** · 22-01-2010, 12:34

My younger brother is coming to visit in a months time, he is 45 and has not been laid for at least 2 years. Now being the caring big brother that I am I thought I would take him to 'dam for the day and get him laid. Problem is I have never used the services available myself. I have seen the birds in the windows by the canal, but how do things work, how much does it cost. Any advice greatly received.

**Norfolknchance** · 22-01-2010, 12:40

If it's anything like the German houses, barter! Long time ago (when we had hair), the team went to Knobelstadt (made up name) and my Sgt asked what the form was. I went up to the girl, asked her the price and proceded to beat her down by 30%. Sgt goes and gets laid - job done. He then goes and does another 2 girls (without the discount). Trouble is, his missus finds the Access bills - what a knobber!

**Stanley1975** · 22-01-2010, 12:43

50 euro for half an hour. It's probably cheaper to spend some beer to chat up a 19 year old fit backpacker on her gap year. At least you'll have your accomodation sorted at the same time.

**sandmanfez** · 22-01-2010, 12:49

Some brother you are!
Let him have a do on your wife, and save his money to spend on beer.

**polar69** · 22-01-2010, 12:56

Im 1ic of my mates stag do, Amsterdam is on the short list as its easy to get to. We weren't thinking about knocking shos ( honest) however if someone could recommend a decent bar thats not full of druggies and has decent entertainment then Id be interested, after the Ann Frank museum and the Van Gogh of course

**Count.Dracule** · 22-01-2010, 12:59

Originally Posted by scruff_2

My younger brother is coming to visit in a months time, he is 45 and has not been laid for at least 2 years. Now being the caring big brother that I am I thought I would take him to 'dam for the day and get him laid. Problem is I have never used the services available myself. I have seen the birds in the windows by the canal, but how do things work, how much does it cost. Any advice greatly received.

Then you have not lived

**broken_man** · 22-01-2010, 12:59

Originally Posted by polar69

Im 1ic of my mates stag do, Amsterdam is on the short list as its easy to get to. We weren't thinking about knocking shos ( honest) however if someone could recommend a decent bar thats not full of druggies and has decent entertainment then Id be interested, after the Ann Frank museum and the Van Gogh of course

Been a while so can't remember the good bars, bu bars are bars, coffee shops are for stoners. Stick to the bars and you'll have no problem come CDT time.

**VanHelsing** · 22-01-2010, 13:07

Originally Posted by polar69

Im 1ic of my mates stag do, Amsterdam is on the short list as its easy to get to. We weren't thinking about knocking shos ( honest) however if someone could recommend a decent bar thats not full of druggies and has decent entertainment then Id be interested, after the Ann Frank museum and the Van Gogh of course

Go to Rembrandtsplein or the dutch bars, steer clear of the 'tourist' pubs.

**Mr_Deputy** · 22-01-2010, 13:08

I got the wrong idea in the 'Anne Frank' Museum thinking it was rhyming slang. At least I got to finish. Not easy with the staff watching.

Sod it it livened up a dull afternoon, not much of an interior decorator - right shite hole. Thought les juifs had money and taste? I'll stick to admiring people's gaffs in Golders Green.