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    Re: Army should not use 'people' shaped targets

    Fig 11 student

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    Section 5 public order offence caition for parading outside a youth club accusing the members of being murderers?

    Looks like he got a good deal to me!

    "Mr Moulton, a student at Hull University, said he was taking action because he was refused an internship at the House of Commons "

    Do the House of Commons really need to stoop so low in selecting political interns as people of low enough common sense not to listen to advice given to him on cautions before he agreed?

    What a waste of police time and court space!
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    Re: Army should not use 'people' shaped targets

    Pretty pointless in my opinion, especially considering the fact that we fire at real people (with blanks, of-course) on most fieldcraft exercises anyway.

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    Re: Army should not use 'people' shaped targets

    Quote Originally Posted by Reversionary_Modes
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    genius pure genius

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldSnowy
    Having calmed down a bit (not a lot, though) I'd just like to add that we regularly get demonstrations outside Main building, and the coppers (MDP, and armed to the teeth, along with MGS, unarmed, but can give you a nasty stare and old hands at the snide remark) tend to ignore them and life carries on.

    There was a group of young people here last year, one of whom had a hand-scrawled sign saying "Down with this sort of thing", which drew a lot of supporting laughter from all the Father Ted fans. They are utterly harmless, and are treated as such. No-one passing them had the faintest idea why they were there, but they weren't any harm.

    What is interesting is that, over the years, the only ones you ever see more than once are the Pax Christi ones on Ash Wednesday - they are a dedicated bunch of pacifists, and have strongly held, and genuine, views (completely wrong, but that's another story. We didn't win an Empire by being Christian Pacifists, of that I am sure). All the other numpties are seen once, ususally when they are students, and, having taken part in a 'demo' (of the softest sort - no half-bricks, kettling, or chanting, please) then go on to complete their degree in sociology and get a job as a Diversity Co-Ordinator in some council somewhere via the Guardian Ads page. They can then say that they 'fought ' against 'the man' at many dinner parties in North London for the rest of their miserable, non-productive, parasitical existences. The only thing they understand is a good thrashing, and they'd be none the worse for a good hanging. Followed by 12 years of compulsory National Service, as the N Koreans do. That'd teach 'em to go around being young. (Sorry, I've obiously not calmed down enough. More pills and gin needed. That, and of course a tactical nuclear strike on Hampstead. Come to think of it, most of West London could go as well. And as for Kent.....).
    I vote snowy for dictator, at least we'll get some shit done for once.

    Quote Originally Posted by smartascarrots
    If we can't use targets shaped like people, can we get some shaped like whales and pandas?
    Oi, we have a hard time shagging as it is, let alone with kiddies with a hostile twinkle in their eye gunning for us...

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    Does he know how hard it is to get hold of Fig. 11 targets? He should complain about that!
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    Re: Army should not use 'people' shaped targets

    shit off.
    it's only the hairs on a gooseberry that stop it being a grape

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    s*** off.
    Come again
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaveTroll
    Black cardboard targets are more likely to rape my cardboard daughters than white pieces of cardboard
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    Looks like a cunt acts like a cunt wants to work as a cunt = is a cunt

    We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
    As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
    This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
    The shame will always be with us.

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