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18-01-2010, 15:34 #1
Ban Butter
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...-heart-surgeon
Fire up the bus ... they're trying to take away our stodge.BUTTER should be banned to help combat Britain’s obesity epidemic and save lives, a leading heart surgeon has said.
FFS, how sh!t would have Last Tango been without butter?
What other murderous food stuffs need banning? I vote for asparagus ... nearly speared my eye out with it once.
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.
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18-01-2010, 15:37 #2Senior Member
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Has anyone else noticed how butter seems to taste more 'greasey' at the moment?
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18-01-2010, 15:43 #3Senior Member
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Water cress.why?
Originally Posted by k13eod
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18-01-2010, 15:54 #4Senior Member
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Banning butter will not stop the porkers eating, neigh it's not enough, they should be taxed for high BMI's.
I'm sorry to hear about your incident with Asparagus I had a similar 'eye' incident with a carrot, these things shouldn't be underestimated.And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.
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18-01-2010, 15:58 #5Senior Member
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What would Marlon Brando have said in "Last Tango In Paris", if he had to hunt around the fridge for a tub of polyunsaturated fat instead of shoving half a pound of Country Life up his birds hoop, before doing her up the wrong 'un?
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18-01-2010, 15:59 #6Senior Member
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Sprouts.... Originally Posted by k13eod
Pot Poodle....
McDonalds....
BK....
KFC.....
Tapioca....
Prunes.....
'Owzat for starters?..
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18-01-2010, 16:06 #7Senior Member
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Eh
I thought butter had been rehabilitated, after being out in the wilderness as a 'nasty and unhealthy' foodstuff. They said it wasn't as bad as they thought and that it was just misunderstood.
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18-01-2010, 16:12 #8Senior Member
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France will collapse.
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18-01-2010, 16:22 #9Senior Member
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Yeah I thought Butter had already been banned in the UK, it was replaced with a 'Margerine' that is fake butter...................or Did Stephen Fry lie to me :(
Edit: Nevermind I was wrong :([align=center]International Vegetarianism is Spreading
DO YOUR DUTY!!
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Be careful what you say. My lawyers have been alerted. Originally Posted by jarrod248
In any case, it's not big enough to put anyone's eye out.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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18-01-2010, 17:40 #11Senior Member
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It's not what I say you have to be worried about... Originally Posted by smartascarrots
Be careful what you say. My lawyers have been alerted. Originally Posted by jarrod248
In any case, it's not big enough to put anyone's eye out.
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18-01-2010, 17:54 #12Senior Member
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Jarrod put's new meaning into 'Buttered Carrots'.... Originally Posted by jarrod248
It's not what I say you have to be worried about... Originally Posted by smartascarrots
Be careful what you say. My lawyers have been alerted. Originally Posted by jarrod248
In any case, it's not big enough to put anyone's eye out.
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18-01-2010, 17:59 #13Senior Member
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Carrot or "Carrot"? Originally Posted by jarrod248
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18-01-2010, 18:00 #14Senior Member
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Originally Posted by spike7451
Jarrod put's new meaning into 'Buttered Carrots'.... Originally Posted by jarrod248
It's not what I say you have to be worried about... Originally Posted by smartascarrots
Be careful what you say. My lawyers have been alerted. Originally Posted by jarrod248
In any case, it's not big enough to put anyone's eye out.
sssshhhhhh he's trying to get me 'done'
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18-01-2010, 18:06 #15Senior Member
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How would you know if an elephant had been in the fridge?
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