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    DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    A DJ played Van Halens 'Jump' whilst coppers were talking to a woman who was threatning to jump off a bridge in Manchester. Some have branded it irresponsible, some couldn't give a toss.

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    It was only a 30 foot drop! She should have tried harder.
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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    Quote Originally Posted by box-of-frogs
    A DJ played Van Halens 'Jump' whilst coppers were talking to a woman who was threatning to jump off a bridge in Manchester. Some have branded it irresponsible, some couldn't give a toss.

    Telegraph linky

    It was only a 30 foot drop! She should have tried harder.
    Could have been worse, could have been Aled Jones's "Flying Through The Air"...
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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    Good drills, and an excellent choice of music.

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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves?

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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    Style Mr Penk ! 30feet, it should have given her more than minor injuries.....unless she landed on her head.

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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    Should have medleyed it with Died in your arms tonight & Another one bites the dust.
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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    This is what he should have played

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&h...&v=ei6WvsbMgwk

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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    I wish I could fly?
    And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.

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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    "I Believe I Can Fly"?
    Heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter.

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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    She might have jumped because she heard the song from someone's car radio?! Behave. Some people have no sense of humour - good work Mr Penk.






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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCivvie
    "I Believe I Can Fly"?
    Should it not be "I believe I can fl *thud*"

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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCivvie
    "I Believe I Can Fly"?
    Tom Petty - "Free Falling"
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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    Or the music from a Bridge to far
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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    Yep good drills takes me back 20yrs listening to him on Capital and Virgin he used to make some cracking prank calls then.

    An old gem.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOmpO...eature=related
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    Re: DJ plays 'Jump' whilst woman theatens to jump off bridge

    I remember him in Piccadilly, one of my favourites, applying for the bookies job on the IOM


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoLkK...eature=related

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