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    Snigger.

    How to bang your girlfriend.

    Part of me feels sorry for the old guy, but for the most part I'm just creasing myself.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Re: Snigger.

    yeah, poor old f ucker. he should have come here and had the jump of his life. every night.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    Re: Snigger.

    poor barstard, you kind of feel sorry for him. ah well.
    George: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
    Blackadder: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area." - Blackadder goes forth.
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    Re: Snigger.

    I loved the Google generated ad underneath the story.........



    "Meet Sexy Women in Your Area"

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    At least he has a reason to commit suicide now. Having been in Shanghai recently I am surprise he needed a doll. There seemed to be plenty of real dolls available.

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    Re: Snigger.

    That's just class sitting smirking on the train at it maybe the doll tried to blow him off

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    Was he blown away?....



    Taxi!
    Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble ahead..... Formally known as Mucus, before I lost the log in....

    Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?

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    Re: Snigger.

    Did he buy it off DelBoy??

    funny

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    Re: Snigger.

    She was a good catch. :D


    Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grown? ..... I live in a flat you stupid twat how the hell should i know .


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    Re: Snigger.

    Not the 1st time "she" went down on him, I'd imagine.....

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    Re: Snigger.

    RIP fellow Dolly, stand down.

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    Re: Snigger.

    Quote Originally Posted by britbeagle
    Did he buy it off DelBoy??

    funny
    Class act mate,lmfao ! :D
    Digging The Heel In !!!

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    Known in Porn Circles as a Yang bang.

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