Ex Cop Caught Stealing

**Spanish_Dave** · 13-01-2010, 20:32

Hi all,

Very political situation, an ex cop who is very gobby towards a particular situation has been caught by a shop manager stealing ham by said manager who saw him place ham in pocket, he is a veggie and blamed his dog for gods sake, police were not called and he has been banned from the shop.

Does anybody have a coded way of saying wind your neck in thief as an acronym or an amusing way of stating that we know you did it without making it blatant?

**Sixty** · 13-01-2010, 20:36

How about a lovely fun poster from McDonalds?

**Spanish_Dave** · 13-01-2010, 20:38

ha ha got it thanks

**MittMayo** · 13-01-2010, 20:44

or these

**Markintime** · 13-01-2010, 20:47

Is he a professional or just a hamateur?

Taxi

**DeltaDog** · 14-01-2010, 00:40

Originally Posted by Spanish_Dave

Does anybody have a coded way of saying wind your neck in thief as an acronym or an amusing way of stating that we know you did it without making it blatant?

If I'm in a car with someone and they're driving like a lunatic, I usually point out their mistakes in other drivers (i.e. "Look at that tw@t, undertaking at 90mph in the rain").

Being an ex-copper, that conversation would work.

"You wouldn't believe the stuff that gets nicked from this shop. What should we do if we caught someone? Is it worth calling the cops?"

Alternatively, kill and gut his dog and leave a note stating that you were retreiving the ham. Either will get the point accross.