Discuss Winter. Season of frigid hellishness. at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Thought this was a thread about my wife...
Scarecrow : ‘I haven’t got a brain… only straw.’
Dorothy : ‘How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain?’
Scarecrow: ‘I don’t know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking… don’t they?’
Dorothy: ‘Yes, I guess you’re right.’
When is the freeze looking to thaw, according to the MET Office? Didn't they predict a 'mild' winter? Oh well, we'll have to just wait for a high pressure front to come in and take the ice away.
They also said it would be a Barbie summer, if you didnt mind standing in a few feet of water
It was a Barbie summer. My granddaughter had her birthday in summer and got two Barbies. And some Polly Pockets.
When is the freeze looking to thaw, according to the MET Office? Didn't they predict a 'mild' winter? Oh well, we'll have to just wait for a high pressure front to come in and take the ice away.
They also said it would be a Barbie summer, if you didnt mind standing in a few feet of water
It was a Barbie summer. My granddaughter had her birthday in summer and got two Barbies. And some Polly Pockets.
Sorry miss spelling, should have said "Barber" as I did not take mine off all summer
Ended up spending the night in Girona airport then having to get a flight to East Midlands airport then make my way back down to Gatwick. It was either that or wait three more days in the airport for a flight to Gatwick, with only €50 left..
Sitting in Deutschland drinking Gluhwein and driving to work on my winter tyres whilst listening to the bleating of all the poor sods in Uk who haven't the sense to buy a set. Did we grind to a halt here? Did we run out of grit? Did a squaddie I know get fined E175 for driving on summer tyres and having a TA? No, No and yes in that order.
So to answer your question, winter brought me a warm smug feeling!!
Oh I must have been mistaken about Die Bahn failing, Autobahns blocked with snow, planes careering off runways (if they were open) and Germany almost running out of gritting supplies.
Klein unser Häuflein, wild unser Blut,
wir fürchten den Feind nicht und auch nicht den Tod,
wir wissen nur eines, wenn Deutschland in Not,
zu kämpfen, zu siegen, zu sterben den Tod.
Jeez Auscam - you get about a bit don't you? One day you're telling us about highly poisonous flying jellyfish trying to kill you down under and the next you're freezing to death in dear old Blighty. Surely you must have a TARDIS to get around in? Or maybe you've perfected transporter technology?
I'm having trouble keeping up with it all. Nothing new there, mind.
I am a death walt. Or a walt walt; my only attempt at outing a walt ended in ignim...ignition...agronomy...badly.
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