Thread: Stand By Your Woman

The Robinson scandal hasn’t peaked yet; so it’s probably too early to start being glib about the very serious nature of this Northern Irish, political hot potato that is currently cooking up a storm over the Irish sea. But hey ho, here I go anyway.

Mrs Robinson used her political advantage to financially help her 19 year old McCrumpet set up his Cafe, while her politically important husband knew about it but didn’t mention it. Probably because he didn’t want everyone to know that his wife was getting put through by a teenager.

What is the naughty universe up to? First, of all we get Tiger ‘The Super Shagger, and now a bit more interesting’, Woods having a grubby affair with a cocktail waitress called Jaimee Grubbs, all very grubby indeed. Now this Irish MP bird, she’s called Mrs Robinson and she’s got a toy boy. When Anne Bancroft got put through by Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate, she was nominated for an Oscar. It’s a poetic political satire. Finally women of politics are getting some decent young hot c*ck action, in real life. Lets face it, the Currie/Major canoodling was enough to make you wretch. I guess if you can’t beat them, join ‘em. I wonder if the media will offer McCrumpet a naked centrefold spread, and he’ll become a celebrity, following the footsteps of the likes of Abi Titmus and Antonia whats-her-face that got put through by David Mellor. ‘My dirty nights with Mrs Robinson, she could go all night.’ (There are plenty of other examples, I just can’t be bothered to google them and find out who they are.)

McCrumpet is a bit of hot totty (young man), and at least he has an entrepreneurial nature and is trying to set up his own business. I think that is admirable in a 19 year old. I think the youth of today should set up their own businesses and be more entrepreneurial, instead of bemoaning the facts there are no jobs out there. They have got time, hands, heads, energy and enthusiasm. What more do you need? At the end of the day if your Sugar Mummy can give you a cash injection, while you give her the hot beef injection, that is a good return on investment. Plus, he’s certainly not the first in history to financially benefit from exploiting sexual contacts in the higher echelons of power. It’s just that normally it’s women that benefit from being shafted by men in politics.

I have always found it curious that a mistress is the lover of a married man. There is not a dedicated word for the lover of a married woman, other than:

toy boy = but he has to be younger
gigolo = paid for
lover = generic term for both sexes.

Is Mr Robinson going to stand by his woman? Or will he will he quietly exit stage left and distance himself from her filthy, crazy, mentalist ways. Hilary stood by Bill, when Monica blew him. Posh stood by Beckham when he had an affair with dirty Sanchez. There is a history of women standing by their men in the face of great humiliation. I wonder if Mr Robinson will be stoic enough to stand by his woman. Even if it means sacrificing his own political career. By the looks of it he should stand by her, and stand down as First Minister, for the sake of Northern Irish devolution.

(I just posted this on my blog which can be found by clicking here)

MILF loving does appear to be all the rage, but as ever, the boys from Ulster take it to the extreme.

The rise of the cougar. Men of a certain age are enjoying the attributes of an older woman. Especially if they can get 'no questions asked now but might come back to haunt them' financial loans.

Originally Posted by RearWords

The rise of the cougar. Men of a certain age are enjoying the attributes of an older woman. Especially if they can get 'no questions asked now but might come back to haunt them' financial loans.

Cougar? I think not, back when I was a lad his age, we called it "grab a granny". Hardly a term of endearment for the older woman, but much nearer the truth. Dress it up however you like, but she's soon to be a bloody pensioner.

Iris Robinson's political career is in tatters after she was expelled by the Democratic Unionist Party and was set to resign as an MP and Northern Ireland Assembly member following her affair with a teenager.

Maybe she can get a job in his restaurant.

I think that every young fella should have a go at this. It really is excellent for both parties but I think the youngster gains more from it.

It happened to me twice, once in BAOR and again in Belize, in the days when it was still British Honduras and there were only about fifty of us stationed there. In each instance the lady in question had over thirty years on me, and taught me much. Today, I have a good appreciation of the joys of women of my own age.

Far better we shag one another than fight one another.

Originally Posted by Arrse-Bandit

..... Antonia whats-her-face that got put through by David Mellor.

Antonia de Sancha, an utter utter Trog.

Originally Posted by Arrse-Bandit

I have always found it curious that a mistress is the lover of a married man. There is not a dedicated word for the lover of a married woman, other than:

toy boy = but he has to be younger
gigolo = paid for
lover = generic term for both sexes.

Actually there are a couple of male equivalents:

Concubine, or the more technically accurate Concubinus. (La)

Cicisbeo (It).

Paramour (Fr).

Fancy Man (En).

Having said that the Europeans do seem to have more better defined terms for it than us; eg petit-maitre in France.

Seeing as this is the Naafi however, where do I find a rich mad old bint, who is acceptably fit, to do up the Harris, and does anyone have Penny Smith's phone number?

Originally Posted by Joker62

Originally Posted by RearWords

The rise of the cougar. Men of a certain age are enjoying the attributes of an older woman. Especially if they can get 'no questions asked now but might come back to haunt them' financial loans.

Cougar? I think not, back when I was a lad his age, we called it "grab a granny". Hardly a term of endearment for the older woman, but much nearer the truth. Dress it up however you like, but she's soon to be a bloody pensioner***.

A Cougar is a 30-40 year old aggressively sexual MILF/Yummy Mummy, that you would definitely do. Mrs Robinson has sort of got past that stage.

Definition of a Cougar:




Eejit edit:

*** She already is: Iris Robinson (née Collins; born 6 September 1949).

A woman born before 6 April 1950 reaches state pension age at 60.
Between 2010 and 2020, the State Pension age for women will rise gradually to 65 years and equalise with that of male colleagues in the UK

I didn't realise that you were so erudite Grem. Bravo.

I would be in like Flynn though, if 19 year olds are her thing, I don't see her giving me the time of day. Might let me watch though.

If the boytoy wants to turn a few quid from this he should look at
1) Source of funds
2) Location of his bistro on the banks of the Lagan
3) name of oft recorded Irish song

and rename the place "My Lagan Love"

Having see pics of Mrs Robinson - I would!!!

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Originally Posted by Joker62

Originally Posted by RearWords

The rise of the cougar. Men of a certain age are enjoying the attributes of an older woman. Especially if they can get 'no questions asked now but might come back to haunt them' financial loans.

Cougar? I think not, back when I was a lad his age, we called it "grab a granny". Hardly a term of endearment for the older woman, but much nearer the truth. Dress it up however you like, but she's soon to be a bloody pensioner***.

A Cougar is a 30-40 year old aggressively sexual MILF/Yummy Mummy, that you would definitely do. Mrs Robinson has sort of got past that stage.

Definition of a Cougar:




Eejit edit:

*** She already is: Iris Robinson (née Collins; born 6 September 1949).

A woman born before 6 April 1950 reaches state pension age at 60.
Between 2010 and 2020, the State Pension age for women will rise gradually to 65 years and equalise with that of male colleagues in the UK

Eejit edit update:

My bold, I actually have better things to do than go trawling the web to make a point, I went by a newspaper report that stated that she was 59, please do feel free to come back again :D

She does have a fair rack on her. I would.

Would have been really funny if he had been Kaflik

Originally Posted by Joker62

Eejit edit update:

My bold, I actually have better things to do than go trawling the web to make a point, I went by a newspaper report that stated that she was 59, please do feel free to come back again :D

By Eejit I was referring to myself for forgetting to put it in my first draught. The comment was just an FYI, and she was probably shagging the bloke before her birthday anyway. Next time don't quote from The Sun :D

flieslikeabeagle

Would have been really funny if he had been Kaflik

...I did read a report last night that said he did belong the that "regime"