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Discuss Stand By Your Woman at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Gremlin Originally Posted by Joker62 Originally Posted by RearWords The rise of ...
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    Re: Stand By Your Woman

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    The rise of the cougar. Men of a certain age are enjoying the attributes of an older woman. Especially if they can get 'no questions asked now but might come back to haunt them' financial loans.
    Cougar? I think not, back when I was a lad his age, we called it "grab a granny". Hardly a term of endearment for the older woman, but much nearer the truth. Dress it up however you like, but she's soon to be a bloody pensioner***.
    A Cougar is a 30-40 year old aggressively sexual MILF/Yummy Mummy, that you would definitely do. Mrs Robinson has sort of got past that stage.

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    *** She already is: Iris Robinson (née Collins; born 6 September 1949).

    A woman born before 6 April 1950 reaches state pension age at 60.
    Between 2010 and 2020, the State Pension age for women will rise gradually to 65 years and equalise with that of male colleagues in the UK
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    My bold, I actually have better things to do than go trawling the web to make a point, I went by a newspaper report that stated that she was 59, please do feel free to come back again :D
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    Re: Stand By Your Woman

    She does have a fair rack on her. I would.


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    Re: Stand By Your Woman

    Would have been really funny if he had been Kaflik

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    Re: Stand By Your Woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Joker62

    Eejit edit update:

    My bold, I actually have better things to do than go trawling the web to make a point, I went by a newspaper report that stated that she was 59, please do feel free to come back again :D
    By Eejit I was referring to myself for forgetting to put it in my first draught. The comment was just an FYI, and she was probably shagging the bloke before her birthday anyway. Next time don't quote from The Sun :D

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    flieslikeabeagle

    Would have been really funny if he had been Kaflik
    ...I did read a report last night that said he did belong the that "regime"

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    Re: Stand By Your Woman

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    Eejit edit update:

    My bold, I actually have better things to do than go trawling the web to make a point, I went by a newspaper report that stated that she was 59, please do feel free to come back again :D
    By Eejit I was referring to myself for forgetting to put it in my first draught. The comment was just an FYI, and she was probably shagging the bloke before her birthday anyway. Next time don't quote from The Sun :D
    Kin hell, I don't read that rag, unless someone puts a link up in here that is. I read most of my news online via links here as I dion't have time to read a full paper at work :D
    In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ear then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen up the sinews conjur up the blood"

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    Re: Stand By Your Woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin
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    The rise of the cougar. Men of a certain age are enjoying the attributes of an older woman. Especially if they can get 'no questions asked now but might come back to haunt them' financial loans.
    Cougar? I think not, back when I was a lad his age, we called it "grab a granny". Hardly a term of endearment for the older woman, but much nearer the truth. Dress it up however you like, but she's soon to be a bloody pensioner***.
    A Cougar is a 30-40 year old aggressively sexual MILF/Yummy Mummy, that you would definitely do. Mrs Robinson has sort of got past that stage.
    Well I think Iris Robinson has just raised the bar on that one!

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    Re: Stand By Your Woman

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    flieslikeabeagle

    Would have been really funny if he had been Kaflik
    ...I did read a report last night that said he did belong the that "regime"
    if that is the case, did she take it up the wrong 'un from the lucky young lad?
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