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06-01-2010, 14:51 #1Senior Member
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Football Club Deadpool 2010
Not being the greatest fan of soccer it warms my heart to think that football economics might have had it's day and it will finally result in full time being called on the more insane examples.
What are your predictions for the clubs that will fold in 2010 and drop from the premiership.
My predictions:
Fulham - Al Fayed's empire collapses
Hearts - Dodgy Eastern gangster does a runner
Rangers - Fishier than a Fraserburgh Fish Box
Portsmouth - nuff said
West Ham - Icelandic debt
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06-01-2010, 15:07 #2Senior Member
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Liverpool if they aren't careful
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06-01-2010, 15:20 #3Senior Member
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Notts C*unty.
Oldest league club in the world with the oldest fans in the world. You have to be 65 to be a Junior Magpie.
And I'd fcuking p1ss myself if they went belly up.
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06-01-2010, 15:25 #4Senior Member
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Well non prem teams take your pick but Chester City are nailed on to be down the pan shortly
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Pompey !
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06-01-2010, 15:33 #6Senior Member
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Portsmouth.
And if you're into non-League you can probably take your pick from half of the Blue Square Premier. Personally I'd be delighted if Histon went down the tubes as they are nearly bankrupt, their ground isn't fit for village football, their attendance stats are fabricated, they're messing their manager about like there's no tomorrow and their Chairman, Tony Roach, is an utter utter c0ck.
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26-01-2010, 17:51 #7Senior Member
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Looks like Crystal Palace tried to hard to emulate the big boys: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ce/8481549.stm
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26-01-2010, 17:56 #8Senior Member
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Well it's already too late for Kings Lynn who have folded.
And Weymouth must be about due to go....And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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26-01-2010, 17:56 #9Senior Member
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I'll second GIATT's nomination for West Ham - if they keep bandying around offers for £100,000PW for has-been strikers, they'll be in administration before you know it. I bet the fans breathed a sigh of relief when RVN fucked them off, mind.
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26-01-2010, 17:58 #10Senior Member
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Cardiff City if we don't pay our tax bill.
As much as I love the club, it's what we deserve for employing Alan Ridsdale.
Look how well he managed Leeds Uniteds debt.
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Crystal Palace FC
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Given the amount that the Glazers want out of the club, The Manc Scum have got to be favourite.
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26-01-2010, 23:17 #13Senior Member
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Tomorrow Chester may be wound up if they can't pay £36,000 to the Tax Man. They were crowing madly when Steven Vaughan took them over even though he almost bankrupted Barrow and got up the nose of everyone in non-League putting unrealistic bids for almost any player. In fact it became a byline on Conf forums
I really, really hope Chester go t*ts up, they must qualify to be the most horrible supporters in non-League. Last time we played them we had the Copper Chopper flying overhead, riot vans full of coppers, coppers in the ground and evil little sh*ts in our end of the ground.
Memorable night just for all the cops - oh, and we beat them Whoohoo
Roll on tomorrow
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27-01-2010, 12:18 #14Senior Member
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Peter Risdale?
Originally Posted by Miner
He does rather have form for it didn't he spend £150,000 on tropical fish whilst at Leeds?
Look how Leeds are doing under Bates compared to how your doing under him
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27-01-2010, 12:34 #15Senior Member
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Aye, him as well. Originally Posted by the_boy_syrup
Peter Risdale? Originally Posted by Miner
He does rather have form for it didn't he spend £150,000 on tropical fish whilst at Leeds?
Look how Leeds are doing under Bates compared to how your doing under him
Though we did get a thumping away victory over Bristol 6-0 last night, to take us above the Jacks just down the M4.ARRSE World Cup 2010 Fantasy World Cup Mode ChampionRunning dogs over since 2002
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