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04-01-2010, 13:04 #1Senior Member
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I had to sh1t in the Vatican.Your most Irreverant dumps?
Does the Pope sh1t in the woods? Possibly. (If on eine field exercise)
...but I certainly had a sh1t in the Vatican a few days ago.
It was pretty much necessary but then thought about that old cliché about bears being Catholic or something and headed straight to the dunnies (battleship grey interiors, clean, nothing fancy) and laughed before and after I did the deed. Once it was done, it was done. A bit like The Beatles smoking a ciggie (or worse) in Buck Palace toilet when they went to get their MBEs as the story goes.
Where is the most irreverent place you've had a crafty dump then?
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04-01-2010, 13:07 #2Senior Member
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Re: Does the Pope sh1t on the bears?
ps the urinals did not look like these!
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04-01-2010, 13:07 #3Senior Member
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Re: Does the Pope sh1t on the bears?
Don't open your fridge.
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04-01-2010, 13:09 #4Senior Member
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Re: Does the Pope sh1t on the bears?
there is nothing but some kind of lumpy yule log someone's in there. i'm looking forward to that later. i've left it out to warm up a bit.
Originally Posted by smudge67
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04-01-2010, 13:10 #5Senior Member
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Re: Does the Pope sh1t on the bears?
I'd recommend 30 seconds in the microwave for best results Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
there is nothing but some kind of lumpy yule log someone's in there. i'm looking forward to that later. i've left it out to warm up a bit. Originally Posted by smudge67
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04-01-2010, 13:11 #6Senior Member
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Re: Does the Pope sh1t on the bears?
I had a wank in the Vatican to see if God would strike me down for spilling my seed.
He didn't.One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.
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04-01-2010, 13:15 #7Senior Member
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Re: Does the Pope sh1t on the bears?
There was a 'slip caution' sign up in the bogs tho - he probably just went down the H&S route instead. You'd have thought someone would have cleaned it up by now tho. I had a go but ...without Cillit Bang ....and I have enough salty marks on my gloves, leather from gritting/salting our hill a few days before hand in the snow. Originally Posted by Ravers
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04-01-2010, 13:25 #8Senior Member
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Re: Does the Pope sh1t on the bears?
Oh he will... He's just got such a large list of blasphemous cnuts to strike down, that he's a little behind schedule :D Originally Posted by Ravers
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04-01-2010, 13:30 #9Senior Member
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Re: I had to sh1t in the Vatican.Your most Irreverant dumps?
He struck Michelangelo down aged 37 for painting him in a pink blouse, right up on the ceiling where no one could get up and change it. God likes Blue I think.
X Factor Spoof! Safe for work! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qTYVnrhU_8
Melon in face! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWoB0GOI3bQ
Fightin'! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...phKlMv92A&NR=1
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04-01-2010, 13:35 #10Senior Member
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Re: Does the Pope sh1t on the bears?
Didn't you know you were a Jaffa then? Originally Posted by Ravers
Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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04-01-2010, 13:38 #11Member
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Re: I had to sh1t in the Vatican.Your most Irreverant dumps?
What's a jaffa?
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04-01-2010, 13:38 #12Senior Member
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Re: Does the Pope sh1t on the bears?
Doc? Originally Posted by Tartan_Terrier
Didn't you know you were a Jaffa then? Originally Posted by Ravers
Is that you?One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.
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04-01-2010, 13:58 #13Senior Member
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Re: I had to sh1t in the Vatican.Your most Irreverant dumps?
I once took a dump on the church steps in broad daylight
I'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talk
I'm wicked and I'm Lazy!
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04-01-2010, 14:02 #14Senior Member
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Re: I had to sh1t in the Vatican.Your most Irreverant dumps?
Good Christening was it? Originally Posted by Kirkz
I once took a dump on the church steps in broad daylightExcerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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04-01-2010, 14:06 #15Senior Member
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Re: I had to sh1t in the Vatican.Your most Irreverant dumps?
I had a dump in Ralph Lauren's posh shop in Rodeo Drive (should have closed the curtains I suppose)
Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. Martyrdom is the test.
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