Is it bad parenting...?

**maninblack** · 03-01-2010, 22:36

Is it bad parenting to give a 3 year old a wedgie?

Am I heading straight to hell? The Spousal Unit thinks I am evil.

**AFA06** · 03-01-2010, 22:38

Nah, I used to do it all the time to my kid. Always made me laugh as his little face went red and he burst out crying

**jarrod248** · 03-01-2010, 22:38

Was the child wearing a thong as I think it would make a difference to how serious this is.

**spaz** · 03-01-2010, 22:41

Did you pull its pants right over its head?

**blind_monkey** · 03-01-2010, 22:41

A subtle, slightly playfull tug of the pants/nappy - laughing at the same time and bonding with your child is to be encouraged...

Suspending the DLM (Domestic Line Manager), feet off the ground, for three hours with nothing but her Dunlop heavy-industries G-string for support, whilst you hose her down with cold water and apply the Cat-O-Nine-Tails between sobs, might have something to do with it???

**smudge67** · 03-01-2010, 22:42

Was it followed up by a generous skiffing?

**maninblack** · 03-01-2010, 22:43

I don't see the pair of them in trousers much unless we are out. You know how quickly a 3 year old disrobes so I had to take advantage when I caught him in undies. His twin brother just laughed and ran away before I could catch him for the same treatment.

No, not a thong, I wouldn't put a 3 year old in a thong. They go sideways into Adda undies to a thong would be life threatening.

**maninblack** · 03-01-2010, 22:44

Originally Posted by spaz

Did you pull its pants right over its head?

I tried a Dilbert Wedgie but they don't stretch that far.

**jibman** · 03-01-2010, 22:56

Originally Posted by maninblack

Originally Posted by spaz

Did you pull its pants right over its head?

I tried a Dilbert Wedgie but they don't stretch that far.

fcuking cheap pants! :D

**ExPadBrat** · 03-01-2010, 23:34

We were watching The Simpsons and Demon asked what a wedgie was...I showed her

She thought it was hilarious. So much so she did her best to sneak up on me to get her revenge. Strange how a five year old's sniggering gives away their intentions....

Does the missus not realise that kids are vindictive little shites and that it's kill or be killed?

**smartascarrots** · 04-01-2010, 10:39

You are developing their 'mental and physical robustness'. One day, DInf will thank you.

**Juan_Ramirez_III** · 04-01-2010, 10:57

Teaching a nephew to tuck his winkle between his legs then getting him to waddle into the kitchen full of festively merry adults whilst saying 'it fell off' repeatedly doesnt go down too well....neither did giving him a glass full of lemonade tinged Rioja, thus making him spew his way to an early night

**smartascarrots** · 04-01-2010, 11:05

Originally Posted by Juan_Ramirez_III

Teaching a nephew to tuck his winkle between his legs then getting him to waddle into the kitchen full of festively merry adults whilst saying 'it fell off' repeatedly doesnt go down too well....neither did giving him a glass full of lemonade tinged Rioja, thus making him spew his way to an early night

Teaching a nephew to tuck his winkle between his legs then getting him to waddle into the kitchen full of festively merry adults whilst saying, "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" doesn't go down too well either.

Some people... no sense of humour!

**nebapneb** · 04-01-2010, 12:31

Originally Posted by smartascarrots

Originally Posted by Juan_Ramirez_III

Teaching a nephew to tuck his winkle between his legs then getting him to waddle into the kitchen full of festively merry adults whilst saying 'it fell off' repeatedly doesnt go down too well....neither did giving him a glass full of lemonade tinged Rioja, thus making him spew his way to an early night

Teaching a nephew to tuck his winkle between his legs then getting him to waddle into the kitchen full of festively merry adults whilst saying, "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" doesn't go down too well either.

Some people... no sense of humour!

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truly beautiful

**See_You_Next_Tuesday** · 04-01-2010, 12:39

S_Y_N_T the younger, and far more handsome, is already trained in the art of nicking dregs. His favourites include Riggwelter and OP, he will stomach Holsten Pils and makes a face when supping Stella dregs.

His need to satisfy his alcohol monkey on his back have advanced his movement from just shuffling around the living room at a sedate pace to shuffling across the floor that can easily compete with the dog.