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**Juan_Ramirez_III** · 06-01-2010, 14:35

At this rate ill be tap dancing through the matted pubes and ample folds of a host of gronk's in dingy back bedrooms....

**bossyboots** · 06-01-2010, 18:21

I got an email from some weird bloke on there who was obviously outraged at my profile...

What makes you so bloody marvellous that you have to say nasty things about other people? You are homophobic and a fattist! You need councelling!

My bold. Fattist?? Is there such a word? Surely he meant fascist?

My reply

Where did i mention being homophobic? Just because i said i dislike facial piercings? Stop being so paranoid.
Dont like my profile? Dont read it.
Its there for a reason, the reason being to stop mongs like you thinking they're in with a chance.
I never questioned anyone who have different views to myself, i simply stated my preferences. Something which you obviously dont understand.
Now, do us all a favour and go feed yourself feet first into a woodchipper, theres a good lad.
Ponds anti wrinkle cream? Buy your mum some love...if you can climb out of her a*** for long enough that is.
Cheerio.
xx

He never replied

**Boxy** · 06-01-2010, 18:24

and so ends what could have been a beautiful friendship!

**bossyboots** · 06-01-2010, 18:25

I know, what a bugger hey..oh well theres plenty more fish on there to throw a hook to

**brettarider** · 06-01-2010, 19:41

Come on get those mingers up!!!

Bet you'd get in her knickers for the price of a Big Mac meal

ET phone home....you've pulled

**Monty417** · 06-01-2010, 20:01

Originally Posted by brettarider

Come on get those mingers up!!!

Bet you'd get in her knickers for the price of a Big Mac meal

Erm, could I have the Big Mac instead

In fact, I'd settle for just a coffee.
She looks like she'll have at least five Big Macs making their way out through the clinkers on her bottle and glass and I bet she has a minge like a bird's nest.