Discuss FIGHT!!!! in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; We had this topic of conversation brought up at work
Which do you think would win in a fight between:-
a) An Bull Elephant seal
b) An full adult male lion
c) A male silverback ...
Maybe they should be armed, or armoured. I think a lion could win as it's equipped with big scary claws and teeth. An elephant seal would be like fighting a toothed Jabba the Hutt. But the gorilla, with semi opposable thumbs could grab the lion's mane and smash it's head off stuff - or use a club...........christ I need a hobby!
Heres one.."If the Thundercats had a ruck, who would win between Panthera and Liono??"
I spent fcuking hours of my life refereeing this sort of contest between the troops..."Sir, if you take the engine out of a Ford and out of a Vauxhall and put the Ford engine in the Vauxhall and the Vauxhall engine in the Ford is it true they both go faster sir??" "Probably, now dig in to Stage 2 Bombardier Scrote.."