ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Sabre** · 03-04-2005, 11:29

We had this topic of conversation brought up at work

Which do you think would win in a fight between:-
a) An Bull Elephant seal
b) An full adult male lion
c) A male silverback Gorilla

Now you have to look at the pro's and cons of each here

A gorilla has agilty on its side so it can dodge hit.
A bull elephant seal has thick skin and can turn it head nearly 180 degrees
A Lion is quick and has sharp teeth

Personally i think the bull elepahnt seal would win

What do you reckon?

Editied due to spelling mistakes

**mizkrissi** · 03-04-2005, 11:33

Fido... errr I mean elephant seal hands down obviously

**hogspawn** · 03-04-2005, 11:42

gotta be the seal, cos the other 2 would drown

**Sabre** · 03-04-2005, 11:50

Ah but i am looking at a equal footing here, and even elphant seals are dangerous on land!

**hogspawn** · 03-04-2005, 11:54

Maybe they should be armed, or armoured. I think a lion could win as it's equipped with big scary claws and teeth. An elephant seal would be like fighting a toothed Jabba the Hutt. But the gorilla, with semi opposable thumbs could grab the lion's mane and smash it's head off stuff - or use a club...........christ I need a hobby!

**stoatman** · 03-04-2005, 12:18

Add Tarkus in there & it'd win by miles ;)

**mizkrissi** · 03-04-2005, 12:52

Bollox the gorilla wouldn't do that. Fido would crush all opposition having seen the footage of one crushing a car in nz there's no doubt in my mind.

**mushroom** · 03-04-2005, 16:29

Male lions have the sense to leave all that sort of things to the girls, except when they want a shag that is.

GingeG · 03-04-2005, 18:18

Gorrila would win and probably ride the others

**Cuddles** · 03-04-2005, 21:23

Heres one.."If the Thundercats had a ruck, who would win between Panthera and Liono??"

I spent fcuking hours of my life refereeing this sort of contest between the troops..."Sir, if you take the engine out of a Ford and out of a Vauxhall and put the Ford engine in the Vauxhall and the Vauxhall engine in the Ford is it true they both go faster sir??" "Probably, now dig in to Stage 2 Bombardier Scrote.."