ARmy Rumour SErvice

It's all right, mate, they're under my bed, along with the pube balls and the severed heads. You can have them back whenever you like. Dinkum.

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Its a good cause so I'll do it for 10%.

A couple of questions first....

1) Is perry_rice333 a Christian person? Because as a vicar, I have no time for filthy heathen scum who bow down to false Gods.

2) Has perry_rice333 ever had homosexual sex. Or woken up with a stify dreaming of jamming it up a mans jaxie, dry?

3) Has his mother?

4) Even when he was smashed and half awake, and stroking himself. Down there?

If someone would be kind enough to send these questions to perry_rice333, and if his answers are pure, I'll go. You know?

He's got a Honkers email address, so what do you think?