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  1. 29-12-2009, 13:22 #31
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    Re: Outstaying your welcome

    Quote Originally Posted by brettarider
    That wont work she's a trained therapist but has siad I can have NSA with her but off on Weds I think
    No Sexual Activity ?
    Non-surgical Sperm Aspiration ?
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    Re: Outstaying your welcome

    Quote Originally Posted by Cutaway
    Quote Originally Posted by brettarider
    That wont work she's a trained therapist but has siad I can have NSA with her but off on Weds I think
    No Sexual Activity ?
    Non-surgical Sperm Aspiration ?
    No Strings Attached



    I think it means the painters are not in.
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    Re: Outstaying your welcome

    Quote Originally Posted by Cutaway
    Quote Originally Posted by brettarider
    That wont work she's a trained therapist but has siad I can have NSA with her but off on Weds I think
    No Sexual Activity ?
    Non-surgical Sperm Aspiration ?
    Yes I am a doris but if you don't know what NSA means, I fear you are far too inexperienced for me! :D
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    Re: Outstaying your welcome

    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65
    Quote Originally Posted by Cutaway
    Quote Originally Posted by brettarider
    That wont work she's a trained therapist but has siad I can have NSA with her but off on Weds I think
    No Sexual Activity ?
    Non-surgical Sperm Aspiration ?
    Yes I am a doris but if you don't know what NSA means, I fear you are far too inexperienced for me! :D
    And there I was thinking it was the normal QARANC abbreviation: Nether Sucking Anticipated.
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    Re: Outstaying your welcome

    Do all the usual bloke things like leaving the loo seat up, leaving soggy towels on the bed, cups on the floor...scatter some hard core porn mags around, or watch porn on your pc with the volume on full.
    Go on the lash and bring a one night stand home.

    Altenatively, just drive her to the nearest airport with her luggage.
    Paedophiles are just fcuking immature arrseholes.
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    Re: Outstaying your welcome

    Try and fist her hoop, with wasabi.
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    Re: Outstaying your welcome

    You could grow a pair and just ask her to leave instead of sleeping with her and moaning about it - Cant have your cake and eat it :D
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    Re: Outstaying your welcome

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    Cant have your cake and eat it
    I can.
    I have an extremely flexible spine.
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    Re: Outstaying your welcome

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    You could grow a pair and just ask her to leave instead of sleeping with her and moaning about it - Cant have your cake and eat it :D
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    Re: Outstaying your welcome

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    Cant have your cake and eat it
    I can.
    I have an extremely flexible spine.
    Oooooh sounds great, any pics?
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