ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Auld-Yin** · 26-12-2009, 09:18

HPH became the new owner of a baby yesterday, see:

The announcement

Now, as he is new to this game I thought Arrsers would like to help him in naming said sprog.

Obviously can't call him Jesus as that might offend some of our immigrant population so probably the most popular suggestion will be:

Mohammed

That may not go down too well with his doris so lets have your suggestions to help him out with this predicament. In the best Al Murray style: "Great British name that" - carry on.

**CQMS** · 26-12-2009, 09:20

Victor Arsekick HPH

**Markintime** · 26-12-2009, 09:21

Five Alpha

**RIGRAT** · 26-12-2009, 09:23

Originally Posted by Auld-Yin

HPH became the new owner of a baby yesterday, see:

The announcement

Now, as he is new to this game I thought Arrsers would like to help him in naming said sprog.

Obviously can't call him Jesus as that might offend some of our immigrant population so probably the most popular suggestion will be:

Mohammed

That may not go down too well with his doris so lets have your suggestions to help him out with this predicament. In the best Al Murray style: "Great British name that" - carry on.

Im pretty sure that name is one of the most popular in the uk.

**auscam** · 26-12-2009, 09:24

Reni Coalscuttle HPH

**_Chimurenga_** · 26-12-2009, 09:26

Harry Patch HPH.

**29072010** · 26-12-2009, 09:28

Emanuel (or not)

I quite like Oscar and Blake. Congrats to HPH.

**blue-sophist** · 26-12-2009, 09:30

Congrats and best wishes for the future to ...

Noel Slingsby HPH

**vampangua** · 26-12-2009, 09:32

Shame we don't know initial of surname: for HPH, how about Bartholomew Idi Tobias Christopher?

Or a theme: Louis Kaze?

**twosugarsnomilk** · 26-12-2009, 09:33

Karcher(sounds foriegn,romantic and unoffensive)on the other hand if he comes near my daughter at any time with his c0ck I'll have lots of other speshul names for him.