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  • Traditionally, at home with family/friends.

    48 48.98%
  • Sh!ters and dribbling like a mong stuck to a window.

    10 10.20%
  • Working away from home.

    4 4.08%
  • On duty.

    2 2.04%
  • On Ops.

    3 3.06%
  • Being the Grinch/Scrooge ... bah fcuking humbug!

    31 31.63%
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    Re: Ding Dong Merrily On High ...

    Cheers, only she normally asks if I have finished yet rather than moans in appreciation!
    "I'd rather be a tired old Has been, than a tired old Never Has Been!!"
    "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
    Semper in excremento sum, solum profunditas mutat
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    Re: Ding Dong Merrily On High ...

    CHRISTMAS! Brilliant!, Happy Birthday Jesus, hope you get your Xmas Box.
    Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.

    We are the Pilgrims, Master, we shall go always a little further,

    It may be beyond the Blue mountain barred with snow,

    Across that Angry or Glittering Sea.

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    Re: Ding Dong Merrily On High ...

    Merry Grinchmas!


    Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.

    I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; I’m having that.

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    Re: Ding Dong Merrily On High ...

    Quote Originally Posted by k13eod
    Merry Grinchmas!
    And to you too mate, your OH and dogs, I'll raise a glass or three to you all out there.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    Re: Ding Dong Merrily On High ...

    Wife and daughters off to church this evening, me and son-in-laws / partners off to pub now, all meeting back at home much later.
    You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.

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    Re: Ding Dong Merrily On High ...

    No pub just yet. Mines at Surf Bay need to be banged off this afternoon before the grinch suit and pub beckon.

    Still (see what I did there?) been invited to a bbq later and another tomorrow followed by Stanley Races on Boxing Day and back to work Sunday.

    Fcuk, I miss the dogs.


    And Mizz K13 of course!


    Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.

    I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; I’m having that.

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    Re: Ding Dong Merrily On High ...

    Cheer up slugy is going to have a drink with you on new years eve.

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    Re: Ding Dong Merrily On High ...

    Oh Lordy, that went better than expected!

    Christmas Eve blowing Surf Bay up followed by a tour de pub in Stanley.

    Christmas Day at a BBQ which we were all invited to ... a little bit of Africa bought to the Falklands with more sheep to eat than could be devoured by a brigade. Followed by a tour de pub in Stanley and some exceptional athletics for an old bleark.

    All day yesterday spent at the races followed by a tour de pub....

    And today we're going to blow Surf Bay up.

    Oh and I'm Mr Lobster today ... burnt crispy.


    Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.

    I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; I’m having that.

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    Re: Ding Dong Merrily On High ...

    Blowing Surf Bay up on a daily basis must be getting a bit dull; you don't fancy doing something similar to Portsmouth do you?

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    Re: Ding Dong Merrily On High ...

    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt
    burble-burble, ex-pat talk...

    I will however bring a few bottles of Aus red back with me. The LBFM will bring her sister who is a few years older to share a bottle of wine with me. They do interesting things after a drop of wine. Felicitations of the Season!
    In the spirit of giving you will be sending some photographic festive jollity of you LBFMPBR & her sis doing interesting things, right ?
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
    "If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."



    snigger

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