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Highs and Lows

All of it. That is one of the things that makes ARRSE so great. It is a bit like being in a barrack room. You may hate the other guy but you both have to find a way of living together - even if that is the Arrse version of the Glesga Kiss (O2 Tag) followed by a kick in the nuts (Banned).

Over the year I have read great and crap here yet I have read nothing to stop me returning time after time (except for Moodybitch who might just, one day, post something positive, moaning fucking bitch )

So, 2009; Could do better but overall Great.


Bring on Arrse 2010.

A-Y

Highs:

All the money that has been raised (by those who say they have and especially those that remain anon, annon, FFS hidden
Winding up Falls and the Paras in the NAAFI (honest mates you lot are doing a fecking great job keep it up)
Sheds and cranes
Winding up the English :P

Lows:
Mongs
Grief whores
Outrage buses

Highs: The Fricker thread. Chav: 'You are in heaven now'. Jesus:'Nope, no sign of the little c(u)nt up here'!
A thread about someone found hanged in a toilet block:'I blame the cistern'.
Well informed Arrsers writing sensible, interesting stuff

Lows: The steady count of RIP threads - tragic.
The witless band of ZANU/Liabore Richard Littlejohn walts
The seemingly endless supply of crayons.

Great stuff, tho, and the brass makes it worthwhile sorting through the muck.

Good stuff - (1) linked up with some pretty good people whom Im sure I will remain friends with for some time, (2) realising after trawling through the photos that I am even more good looking and in better nick than I first thought, (3) getting a hoofing Bergan for free, (4) getting to have sex with strangers

Bad stuff - (1) pants on fire merchants, (2) being made aware of the existence of Karl Daine, (3) nasty PM's threatening to beat me up, get me smashed in ect ect

Highs:
Anything that can be construed as outrageous in the real world. ie. Maddy jokes and Dead Chav eulogies
Finding there's more stupid people than I in this world.


Lows:
The stupid stupid first posters and the subsequant 'enlightenment' of their ways buy the more . . cough. . . outspoken ARRSEr's.
ARRSEr's jumpin on the outrage bus at the first wiff of an outing without thinking about what is ACTUALLY being said.
Finding there's more intelligent people than I in this world.

Originally Posted by Auld-Yin

except for Moodybitch who might just, one day, post something positive, moaning * bitch

What would you like me to say you dribbling old fcukwit?

Would you prefer it if I ran through the naafi bar singing like Julie fcuking Andrews? Would I be contributing more to the site if I "did things for charity" or allowed strange friendless weirdo's to mount me in the bogs on ARRSE crawls? I don't fcuking think so, do you?

So, shove your wishful thinking up your prolasped one. I'm miserable and I like it. If you don't, tough fcuking sh1t.

:D

Originally Posted by Moodybitch

Originally Posted by Auld-Yin

except for Moodybitch who might just, one day, post something positive, moaning * bitch

What would you like me to say you dribbling old fcukwit?

Would you prefer it if I ran through the naafi bar singing like Julie fcuking Andrews? Would I be contributing more to the site if I "did things for charity" or allowed strange friendless weirdo's to mount me in the bogs on ARRSE crawls? I don't fcuking think so, do you?

So, shove your wishful thinking up your prolasped one. I'm miserable and I like it. If you don't, tough fcuking sh1t.

:D

Looks to me like this wench hasn't had sex for quite a while and hence the moodiness. I am willing to cure the ailment...for a small fee of course.

No real lows for me though the year isn't finished yet

I have enjoyed the Walt threads though do agree it's heavily devalued if someone uninformed comes on here screaming " I Think this guys a walt "

Oh tell a lie . My low point was having a slightly abrasive argument with Swordman about Corneilus Ryan only to find out that Swordman had actually fought on Operation Market Garden I genuinely didn't think there'd be too many 84 yrear olds on this site

Originally Posted by Cabana

Originally Posted by Moodybitch

Originally Posted by Auld-Yin

except for Moodybitch who might just, one day, post something positive, moaning * bitch

What would you like me to say you dribbling old fcukwit?

Would you prefer it if I ran through the naafi bar singing like Julie fcuking Andrews? Would I be contributing more to the site if I "did things for charity" or allowed strange friendless weirdo's to mount me in the bogs on ARRSE crawls? I don't fcuking think so, do you?

So, shove your wishful thinking up your prolasped one. I'm miserable and I like it. If you don't, tough fcuking sh1t.

:D

Looks to me like this wench hasn't had sex for quite a while and hence the moodiness. I am willing to cure the ailment...for a small fee of course.

No thanks, freak. I have enough cocks in my life. I'm married to one and the other is battery operated.