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    Re: You can't even pick on 'Gwarrs' anymore!

    When my Grandaughter was born there was a hint, I say a hint of the accursed Ginger on her swede and when I mentioned it there was total panic stations, I though my daughter was gonna cram the squalling bundle back inside and forget the whole deal, but in the event the sprog turned out to be blonde. There is a God after all.
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    Re: You can't even pick on 'Gwarrs' anymore!

    i used to grow my sides as long as i could get away with, (with out the shouty man telling me off)
    then some one pointed out they had a ginger twinge so i mag to grid straight away

    shakes he's head and walks off crying to himself ....im not ginger, im not ginger!!
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    Re: You can't even pick on 'Gwarrs' anymore!

    Quote Originally Posted by spad
    i used to grow my sides as long as i could get away with, (with out the shouty man telling me off)
    then some one pointed out they had a ginger twinge so i mag to grid straight away

    shakes he's head and walks off crying to himself ....im not ginger, im not ginger!!
    Happens to us all, sadly the damn gwar ones are the only ones which dont grow grey!
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    Re: You can't even pick on 'Gwarrs' anymore!

    Thank you Ugly,printer going as I type.
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    Re: You can't even pick on 'Gwarrs' anymore!

    I wish I'd seen these before they were pulled, I'd have given them to my gwar children!

    Surprisingly, they were never teased for their hair colour until they got to high school and we've had a few tears about it since. I tell them to get used to it as they will be ginger for a long long time. Eldest is now dying hers, they boyfriend's going to be a bit surprised when he finds the collar doesn't match the cuffs...
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    Re: You can't even pick on 'Gwarrs' anymore!

    Although the advert doesn't state whether mong kids are allowed to sit on santa's knee. quote

    Has any one ever seen a ginger headed mong ,no chris evans jokes please ,im talking true window licking good type mong

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    Re: You can't even pick on 'Gwarrs' anymore!

    Quote Originally Posted by ugly
    Quote Originally Posted by spad
    i used to grow my sides as long as i could get away with, (with out the shouty man telling me off)
    then some one pointed out they had a ginger twinge so i mag to grid straight away

    shakes he's head and walks off crying to himself ....im not ginger, im not ginger!!
    Happens to us all, sadly the damn gwar ones are the only ones which dont grow grey!
    No Ugly, you are wrong about that, my ginger started off violently ginger, but now as he's got older it's turned brown. The grey hair will come i'm sure - except down below of course.

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    Re: You can't even pick on 'Gwarrs' anymore!

    Listen even down below the grey hairs arrive, be thankful that you still have hair!
    "I'd rather be a tired old Has been, than a tired old Never Has Been!!"
    "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
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    Re: You can't even pick on 'Gwarrs' anymore!

    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
    Thank you Ugly,printer going as I type.
    I put up a poster or 3 in the office and the nazis from PC world intervened, I stuck them on my desk and some wag pasted my name over the gwar reference so I put it back up!
    No complaints there, its cos I is gwar innit!
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    Re: You can't even pick on 'Gwarrs' anymore!

    Quote Originally Posted by ugly
    Listen even down below the grey hairs arrive, be thankful that you still have hair!
    I know i've a grey one right under my sack it needs pliers to remove the fcuker.

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