ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Blackcat** · 31-03-2005, 22:45

Cbeebies used to have a program called Zingalong which involved some jock bird singing which was as painful as sticking your head in a meat mincer.

Ballamory, Jesus who thought that one up! even worse when the kiddies get bought them on DVD by relatives that don't have to endure a 24/7 bombardment of miss hoolie, PC Plum and Co.

**Myss** · 31-03-2005, 22:47

Originally Posted by MikeMcc

Keenan and flaming Kell - two ugly spam t0ssers who think it's funny to shout all of the time....

Cannot be worse than 'The Amanda Show' or 'Jake or Josh' (Nickeloden as well) the skinny and fat boy duo ..... defo in the same league of needing a fist down the windpipe to shut the hell up :D

**BigT** · 01-04-2005, 02:01

Power Rangers (don't try this at home kids ) is the campest kids show ever. My 5yr old twins are obsessed. last christmas Mrs BigT cleared the shelves of toy's'R'us of Ninja Storm toys to satisfy their demands. On new years day a whole new range of Dino Thunder toys entered the shops. The whole show is an advert for the toys. I,d like to see them try to fight my wood chipper except for Kimberly the pink ranger from the first series she was hot.

**Juvenal** · 01-04-2005, 03:25

Didn't she also come under the heading of "smalley girls"?

The Power Rangers should burn (or melt, there was certainly enough plastic in there) and the teletubbies should suffer something painful involving red hot pokers.

But on the subject of Barney...the place I was working at about six years ago ran a promotion involving Barney and this meant we had a couple of the blasted singing dolls in the store. After a week or so of having these around, I got into work to find that the dolls had been blindfolded and hung by the neck from the light fittings. The other thing that riles me about Barney is that catchphrase of "a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet."...which isn't just stupid but arguably dangerous, especially when you consider the message we usually tried to get into kids (when I was that age at least) was "Stranger = Danger".

Why we can't just go back to Quimby is what I want to know...

**daz** · 01-04-2005, 08:18

Originally Posted by Lairdx

teeny, tom and tiny from Tot's TV. They encourage children to speak french!

Uhuuuuuuu, it's Tilly, tom and tiny

anyway she's hot, oops wrong thread

Daz

**Lairdx** · 01-04-2005, 12:59

Originally Posted by daz

Originally Posted by Lairdx

teeny, tom and tiny from Tot's TV. They encourage children to speak french!

Uhuuuuuuu, it's Tilly, tom and tiny

anyway she's hot, oops wrong thread

Daz

i'm sorry - Forgive me for not paying enough attention to the sh1te. I don't give a f8ck what they are called they are still shite!

I agree with Dick and Dom. I'm amazed they actually managed to find two people with so little talent.

**MamaSmurf** · 01-04-2005, 22:15

I detest "Big cook, Little cook" especially the one that flies arround one a wooden spoon! Luckily so does my girl, and so the TV can go off for a while.
Also "Dick and Dom" would be put out to grass pretty sharpish if I had my way, however they seem to what "everyone else" watches, and you're always in a losing battle with that one. I make sure that I mention at frequent intervals that some of their games are unkind and naughty, that sometimes works!

**threesend** · 01-04-2005, 22:20

ed , ed , and eddy 3 boys on cartoon network , kids love em i feckin hate em!

**planters** · 02-04-2005, 19:14

Anyone up for petrol bombing The Telly Tubbies undergound Bunker?

**out@last** · 02-04-2005, 19:35

Small - I'm sure that specky gwa b@stard from big cook little cook is a kiddy fiddler.

Dora the feckin explorer (has been said before). I'd like my kid to get a good grasp of the english language before she toddles about uttering spanish words.

Now little alex from Playhouse Disney.....I could watch her for hours