Taliban Walts

**cheesypoptart** · 05-12-2009, 12:19

Do you think that in what passes for a bar in Afghanistan (men's clubs), there's always some chap with a fancy khefiyeh and what looks like a bandoleer of 5.56 rounds taken from a dead American, telling stories about how he was the only survivor of his Taliban special ops team? How he was trained in scuba diving and HALOB (high altitude low beard) insertions? Wearing three rows of bottlecaps that pass as medals?

Surely there's a lot of scope here for how a Talib would Walt. Discuss.

PS: Also, if you have pictures of silly or nails-looking Taliban...

**looney** · 05-12-2009, 12:59

Elvis has been on some serious shit last couple of decades..

**Rocketeer** · 05-12-2009, 13:32

Our friend with the walkie talkie and the mismatched shoes just goes to prove that things are improving in the 'Stan.. not everyone is starving -

though I will concede that he may be using the byproduct of the poppy a little himself since his fashion sense seems a bit impaired...

**Womb_Poker** · 05-12-2009, 14:24

bahahah that chap with odd shoes looks like he's the local bike.

*rubs*

**maguire** · 05-12-2009, 14:39

isnt the white trousers under battledress jacket combination a bit of a giveaway in terms of camouflage?
it seems a tremendously popular look in that neck of the woods.

**vvaannmmaann** · 05-12-2009, 15:13

None of them are wearing dozens of medals though.

**mucus2** · 05-12-2009, 15:23

Sure the one with the mismatched daps served me in the takeaway last night........

**daywalker** · 05-12-2009, 15:26

i don't know about walting but i reckon these 2 are taking extreme spanking to a new level

**dante242** · 05-12-2009, 17:16

Are but when the rozzers get them...................

.................Photo taken in Khost by me 2009

**vampireuk** · 05-12-2009, 17:20

How long until we get the first terrorist walt who claims he was on the balcony of the World Trade Centre.

**cheesypoptart** · 06-12-2009, 01:15

Originally Posted by dante242

.................Photo taken in Khost by me 2009

There we have it, gentlemen! Our first Afghan Walt. Now he's ANP, but that's just details. That "Armani" t-shirt makes him a legend!

**cheesypoptart** · 06-12-2009, 01:18

Originally Posted by vampireuk

How long until we get the first terrorist walt who claims he was on the balcony of the World Trade Centre.

"I was the 21st hijacker, but a platoon of CIA hitmen ambushed me on the way to the aircave, and by the time I'd fought my way out and collected all their scalps, my flight to Hamburg had left."

**pays.to.win** · 06-12-2009, 02:40

Originally Posted by cheesypoptart

Originally Posted by vampireuk

How long until we get the first terrorist walt who claims he was on the balcony of the World Trade Centre.

"I was the 21st hijacker, but a platoon of CIA hitmen ambushed me on the way to the aircave, and by the time I'd fought my way out and collected all their scalps, my flight to Hamburg had left."

"na na na na na na na na.....BATMAN!"

Originally Posted by maguire

isnt the white trousers under battledress jacket combination a bit of a giveaway in terms of camouflage?
it seems a tremendously popular look in that neck of the woods.

It's so you can take it off quickly and hide it with your AK and pretend your farming :P

Would you believe I was looking for SHEDS when I found that cow