Originally Posted by daywalker

When I said "Fire in the Hole", what I meant was ...

Taliban 'reality TV'-'I'm An RPG, Get Me Out Of Here!'

Originally Posted by reni_77

I know a few Muslim walts, dope smoking, whoring, pork scranning Pakistani taxi drivers who suddenly, in court, become one of Allah's faithful when smashed round the chops for charging 6 quid for a 2 mile journey home..

Tell the truth. You were in court for doing a runner from the curry house.

Pissed.

Again.

And for sending a seekh kebab back when it was a turd you'd coiled onto the plate. The poor barstards had eaten half of it before they realised...

Originally Posted by cheesypoptart

Originally Posted by Drivers_log

I know one of them.
He drinks and smokes and ends his sentences with Inshallah....
He also makes forays into Manchesters Gay Village to 'ave some fun with them bitchymens' and maintains that Aghanistan is being carpet bombed by the US.

I love him!

Calm down, son. No need to tell us how you met. What happens in the privacy of your own home is your business.

You never been down there then ? Trust me, put an half decent shirt on, go liberal with the wren repellant and you'll be full of c*ck and ketamine by midnight in a plush Deansgate Apartment block, apparently

Originally Posted by reni_77

Originally Posted by cheesypoptart

Originally Posted by Drivers_log

I know one of them.
He drinks and smokes and ends his sentences with Inshallah....
He also makes forays into Manchesters Gay Village to 'ave some fun with them bitchymens' and maintains that Aghanistan is being carpet bombed by the US.

I love him!

Calm down, son. No need to tell us how you met. What happens in the privacy of your own home is your business.

You never been down there then ? Trust me, put an half decent shirt on, go liberal with the wren repellant and you'll be full of c*ck and ketamine by midnight in a plush Deansgate Apartment block, apparently

'Apparently?'

Originally Posted by auscam

Originally Posted by reni_77

Originally Posted by cheesypoptart

Originally Posted by Drivers_log

I know one of them.
He drinks and smokes and ends his sentences with Inshallah....
He also makes forays into Manchesters Gay Village to 'ave some fun with them bitchymens' and maintains that Aghanistan is being carpet bombed by the US.

I love him!

Calm down, son. No need to tell us how you met. What happens in the privacy of your own home is your business.

You never been down there then ? Trust me, put an half decent shirt on, go liberal with the wren repellant and you'll be full of c*ck and ketamine by midnight in a plush Deansgate Apartment block, apparently

'Apparently?'

It was post op tour leave and I was lonely..

Originally Posted by reni_77

Originally Posted by auscam

Originally Posted by reni_77

Originally Posted by cheesypoptart

Originally Posted by Drivers_log

I know one of them.
He drinks and smokes and ends his sentences with Inshallah....
He also makes forays into Manchesters Gay Village to 'ave some fun with them bitchymens' and maintains that Aghanistan is being carpet bombed by the US.

I love him!

Calm down, son. No need to tell us how you met. What happens in the privacy of your own home is your business.

You never been down there then ? Trust me, put an half decent shirt on, go liberal with the wren repellant and you'll be full of c*ck and ketamine by midnight in a plush Deansgate Apartment block, apparently

'Apparently?'

It was post op tour leave and I was lonely..

Aww, diddums!

I dunno, you guys have totally missed the point if you ask me... See below for Genuine Tali-Walts.

Dodgy chinese portable radio...check.
Mix of ridiculous head-gear... check.
Daft facial hair.. check.

And yes I chatted to all of em , turns out the taliboat shed is green.


Edited more time than i care to remember because I cant re-size a photo.

More Taliban - Ooops, nope they are the PFJ ( Peoples Front for the Liberation of Judea) - Splitters!!!!!!

After seeing an article about the team judging the next Sun 'Millie' awards, I nominate Ross Kemp, with that dirty great 'Tali-Turban' on his bald bonce. For those who blantantly turn over when 'Ultimate Force' comes on, he's the one between God and Ross McNob, with the gaffer tape over him.