Police waste money on hunt for rapist

**stacker1** · 05-12-2009, 01:55

Surely to God the first words the police should have said to her is

"The point of being a rapist means you can afford to be fussy"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nfidelity.html

**Spanny** · 05-12-2009, 02:03

Originally Posted by stacker1

Surely to God the first words the police should have said to her is

"The point of being a rapist means you can afford to be fussy"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nfidelity.html

Lol loved the line about " Problems with their sex life caused by long hours at work " I'm thinking work had nothing to do with the p1ss poor sex life

**JoeCivvie** · 05-12-2009, 02:14

And her husband has taken the fat moose back.

His name's Isaac - must be Isaac Hunt.

**Gremlin** · 05-12-2009, 02:19

Originally Posted by Spanny

Originally Posted by stacker1

Surely to God the first words the police should have said to her is

"The point of being a rapist means you can afford to be fussy"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nfidelity.html

Lol loved the line about " Problems with their sex life caused by long hours at work " I'm thinking work had nothing to do with the p1ss poor sex life

Sod it - beaten to it! But those were my thoughts exactly!

Shame there aren't comments available!

**Spanny** · 05-12-2009, 04:45

No comments Grembut the article wording is comedy gold in itself

A wife who cried rape because she felt guilty about cheating on her husband in their home was spared jail yesterday.
Helen Dalby went to extraordinary lengths to stand by her false claim, having a full medical examination and even helping create an e-fit of her imaginary attacker.
But despite wasting Â£3,800 of public money and showing little regard for two men arrested, she was given a ten-month suspended jail sentence after admitting perverting the course of justice.
Wife who cried rape: Helen Dalby with husband Isaac on their wedding day in 2005. She was given a ten-month suspended jail sentence after admitting perverting the course of justice
Judge David Tremberg told 35-year-old Dalby: 'The men (who came under suspicion) no doubt will have wondered what might have happened to them if this nightmare did not go away. Your lies diverted a massive amount of precious police time and resources from proper duty.'

Dalby's behaviour risked weakening the cases of genuine rape victims and allowing dangerous offenders to be acquitted, he added. In similar cases prison sentences of up to two years have been imposed.
But the judge ruled this case was 'exceptional' because Dalby did not act out of 'spite or malice', and imposed a more lenient sentence.
Yesterday she was back home with her husband Isaac, who has faithfully stood by her.
Problems with their sex life caused by his long hours at work had driven Dalby into the arms of another man, he said.
'I've been hurt by Helen but I don't want to lose her,' added 35-year-old cleaner Mr Dalby. 'She realises she is lucky not to go to prison. It is terrible what has happened for these two men and their families.'
Dalby had a three-month affair with a man she met through a telephone dating service, the court heard.
On 15 August, she had consensual sex with her lover at home in Grimsby before texting Mr Dalby to tell him she had been raped by a stranger.
David Cammies, prosecuting, said she later pretended to police that a man had followed her home, pushed her inside and attacked her in a bedroom.
Officers launched an investigation, seizing clothes, bedding and a cigarette butt.
Two innocent men - including her lover - were arrested and spent 'many hours' in custody before her lies were exposed, the court was told.
Outside Grimsby Crown Court, Dalby said: 'I am very, very sorry. It is the biggest mistake of my life. I didn't want to hurt anybody. Once I had said it, Isaac said we should call the police. It just snowballed.'
Police expressed surprise at the sentence and urged victims not to be put off from reporting genuine sex attacks.

**chocolate_frog** · 05-12-2009, 09:14

I think the term is...

"Don't flatter yourself love".

She should go down for as long as a rapist would go down for, and be branded for what she is with posters around the town. After all, the two blokes arrested for her lies are ALWAYS going to have a smudge over them.

**haggler** · 05-12-2009, 09:48

This just shows what low standards us males as a whole have .

Look at the trotters on her .

Last time i saw forearms like that was on the indoor league arm wrestling .

Am i alone in wondering where the apple has gone from its mouth ???

I bet she kicks up something foul in the summer months as well .

**chocolate_frog** · 05-12-2009, 09:57

I'd say maybe she has a 'nice personality' but given her charge... that is doubtful.

I bet she can do a good fry up though.

**Auld-Yin** · 05-12-2009, 10:09

If that is her looking her 'best' on her wedding day -

**263A** · 05-12-2009, 10:37

Has he got a dog and big sunglasses :(
Is Richard Head his real name

Are Spec savers just around the corner

Apart from that she reads well

**blackrat_scaleyback** · 05-12-2009, 10:42

This woman is a fucking hound. Saying that, there are plenty on this site that would do her, of that i'm sure.

**mucus2** · 05-12-2009, 10:59

Originally Posted by blackrat_scaleyback

This woman is a fucking hound. Saying that, there are plenty on this site that would do her, of that i'm sure.

Done far worse mate....

**blackrat_scaleyback** · 05-12-2009, 11:01

Originally Posted by mucus2

Originally Posted by blackrat_scaleyback

This woman is a fucking hound. Saying that, there are plenty on this site that would do her, of that i'm sure.

Done far worse mate....

Haven't we all mucker, but we can blame it on the follies of youth and booze. :D

**jackarrse216** · 05-12-2009, 11:27

Ha you gotta laugh at that, she must have been raped by a blind, retarded rapist.
'Sets low standards and fails to maintain them' springs to mind or of course 'go ugly early to avoid disappointment.'

**smartascarrots** · 05-12-2009, 11:45

'I've been hurt by Helen but I don't want to lose her,' added 35-year-old cleaner Mr Dalby.

No danger of that, mate - you can't bloody miss her!

Crying wolf needs to be punished harder than this. It does a disservice to genuine rape victims and trashes the accused's reputations in a way that will likely never recover.