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    Re: Police waste money on hunt for rapist

    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog


    The look of Lurrrvvveee.

    She's got bigger bratty fingers than the ones I've got!!!! Not to mention those forearms.

    Surely even a sex crazed maniac would think twice before raping that monstrous behemoth. And the husband should of magged to gridded the leviathon whilst teh mag to griding was good.
    Jeebus! she has hands like a Mcalpine navvy who the fcuk would be brave enough to rape that.
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    Re: Police waste money on hunt for rapist

    Did you notice that the second photo in the mail article had an 'enlarge' button. Oh the irony!

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    Re: Police waste money on hunt for rapist

    That is fcuking hideous, on its wedding day too. That's the best they could make it look, I think I'd rather be accused of raping it than marrying it.

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    Re: Police waste money on hunt for rapist

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    That is fcuking hideous, on its wedding day too. That's the best they could make it look, I think I'd rather be accused of raping it than marrying it.
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    Re: Police waste money on hunt for rapist

    Quote Originally Posted by CQMS
    That is fcuking hideous, on its wedding day too. That's the best they could make it look, I think I'd rather be accused of raping it than marrying it.
    I'd rather be accused of raping YOU than raping THAT!
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    Re: Police waste money on hunt for rapist

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    Quote Originally Posted by CQMS
    That is fcuking hideous, on its wedding day too. That's the best they could make it look, I think I'd rather be accused of raping it than marrying it.
    I'd rather be accused of raping YOU than raping THAT!
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    Re: Police waste money on hunt for rapist

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    This woman is a fucking hound. Saying that, there are plenty on this site that would do her, of that i'm sure.
    Done far worse mate....
    No offence, but I don't think anyone's done worse. I've done as badly, as have many others, but I don't think it's possible to do worse.

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    Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?

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    Re: Police waste money on hunt for rapist

    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417
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    Quote Originally Posted by CQMS
    That is fcuking hideous, on its wedding day too. That's the best they could make it look, I think I'd rather be accused of raping it than marrying it.
    I'd rather be accused of raping YOU than raping THAT!
    You are well at the back of the queue mate. \'

    For once, I'm very glad to hear someone say that! :D
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    Re: Police waste money on hunt for rapist

    Good thing the wedding photographer had brought his wide angle lens ... :D

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    Re: Police waste money on hunt for rapist

    Fcuk my old boots - I'd rather! :o

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