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**Arrse-Bandit** · 03-12-2009, 20:21

Originally Posted by Bollock-chops

Im glad my wife never told our children to tell me I suck goat knobs?

Have you consulted a dentist on your husband's oral health?

Maybe noshing goats is contributing to the smell?

Ah c'mon - I said 'blow goats!' not 'tell daddy he sucks goat knobs' - that would be rude!

Military dentists are not what they used to be.

I do believe it is an occupational hazard.

**29072010** · 03-12-2009, 20:32

What a fu(king dick. Has a comedy value on a par with cancer.

**littlejim** · 03-12-2009, 20:34

No -- but only because every time I hear the words I'm reminded of the hilarious War Office scenes in "Lipstick On Your Collar".

**Dirtyfilthymech** · 03-12-2009, 20:43

Originally Posted by Arrse-Bandit

Do you need a hug?

Ill have a hug please, I may even let you kiss me.

**Arrse-Bandit** · 14-12-2009, 17:55

http://claremacnaughton.wordpress.co...e-annual-brag/

More feckin' annoying smug, trendy, blogging bollocks.

**sillyboy** · 14-12-2009, 17:59

Originally Posted by D0lly86

What a fu(king dick. Has a comedy value on a par with cancer.

Cancers awesome, and its colourful and vast variety of factors make it a comedy gold mine ! A w*nker at Junior School got dropped off by his baldy Mum one morning and he ran in the main building in shame at our jibes, I didnt follow him in but happily 'followed' him with haunting jibes up until that Christmas when she selfishly breathed her last into the arms of a MacMillan Nurse.

I built a formidable career as King Class Clown on the back of her whacking 60 B and H a day down..