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    Two Jags Prescott


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    beaten to it! But what a suprise the inbred cnut!
    Well Tally Bally Ho!

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    Re: Two Jags Prescott

    Duelling banjoes anyone

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    Re: Two Jags Prescott

    As much as I detest the fat knacker I did actually feel a bit sorry for him.

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    I assume Gordon Brown will apologise to him on behalf of the nation?
    Older,but no wiser.

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    You have too feel sorry for his driver really. With two cars it was double the number of saliva streaked windows to clean.....
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    Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt

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    All part of the grand plan to elicit some pity (and therefore votes) in the run up to the next general election. These cnuts will stop at nothing to maintain power. Expect more of the same type of story from the rest of them.

    Ooops, sorry, just realised that this is the NAAFI. I'm surprised the story wasn't, "Fat cnut politician's ancestors ate each other."
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    What next? Are we going to hear that Gordon Brown deserves our pity because his great uncle on his mother's side once removed got molested by aliens?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DemsMaShoes
    As much as I detest the fat knacker I did actually feel a bit sorry for him.
    pouf :WINK:

    You have to remember that while this fat inbred b*stard drove his 2 jags, played croquet, shagged his secretary and claimed all his expenses, British soldiers were fighting and dying in wars he sent them to.

    I hope Prescott dies slowly and in pain the fat inept six fingered, web footed cunt.

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    I thought Hull was in Humberside not Yorkshire!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemsMaShoes
    As much as I detest the fat knacker I did actually feel a bit sorry for him.
    Why?

    He is what he is - a fat, greedy, lying, inept, unfaithful, selfish, northern, socialist cnut, worse still he has Welsh ancestory, so the inbreeding is a given.

    Wallow in shame, Prescott, you utter waste of rations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queensman
    Quote Originally Posted by DemsMaShoes
    As much as I detest the fat knacker I did actually feel a bit sorry for him.
    Why?

    He is what he is - a fat, greedy, lying, inept, unfaithful, selfish, northern, socialist cnut, worse still he has Welsh ancestory, so the inbreeding is a given.

    Wallow in shame, Prescott, you utter waste of rations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queensman
    Quote Originally Posted by DemsMaShoes
    As much as I detest the fat knacker I did actually feel a bit sorry for him.
    Why?

    He is what he is - a fat, greedy, lying, inept, unfaithful, selfish, northern, socialist cnut, worse still he has Welsh ancestory, so the inbreeding is a given.

    Wallow in shame, Prescott, you utter waste of rations.
    It was a bit of an eye opener really, I thought the Welsh just shagged sheep! ;)







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    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehog64
    I thought Hull was in Humberside not Yorkshire!.
    Don't they have any schools were you are then?
    'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime
    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehog64
    I thought Hull was in Humberside not Yorkshire!.
    Don't they have any schools were you are then?
    No.The yoofs have burnt them to the ground.

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